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Teetotaler Spotting Guide

 Religious Nutjobus Characteristics: While their plumage is usually well-preened, this Dry moves in a strangely stiff and awkward manner. Don't let his aggressively friendly smile...

A Smashing Debut

The debutante ball is an anachronistic and potentially beautiful occasion. Taking its roots from aristocratic England, the debutante ball was originally devised as a way...

Drunkus Maximus

Bibamus moriendum est. Death is Inevitable; Let's Get Drunk. —Roman Aphorism Turn on the news or flip through a magazine and you are confronted with stories of greed,...

Guns and Tequila: The Life and Times of Sam Peckinpah

Until very recently, Hollywood was chock-full of drunkards. Some of our finest writers, directors and actors have turned in Academy-quality drinking performances. Whether you're talking...

40 Rock-Solid Reasons to Get Drunk Tonight

1. If you don't drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and that's a lot...

Boozing with the Band: Vadge Moore and Matt Skiba

Esoteric writer, punk rock legend, and drunkard of extraordinary prowess, Satan's drinking buddy Vadge Moore waxes intoxicated on the beauty of booze. First taste from...
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Jack Daniel’s: A Legacy Betrayed

Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7 is a simple reminder that some things just never change. And shouldn’t. This is the old-time whiskey made as...
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