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Adventures with Alcohol

Modern Drunkard Survival Guide

HOW TO SURVIVE AN A.A. MEETING 1.) Do not make eye contact. If you do, make sure your eyes do not flicker toward the flask...
Adventures with Alcohol

Adventures with Alcohol: A Tribute to Harpo

I was drunk, naked, and teeing off on the 16th hole of a public golf course. Or maybe it was the 15th. Fuck if...

Ode To Dionysus

Ode to Dionysus O Dionysus, greatest and best Your mercy shall forever last Your justice will never fail On your endowments, civilizations rest 4 An inferior faith, baptism once...

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of...

Vive La Tequila!

Pass through the gates of the border crossing at Tijuana and walk 100 ft. and you will be confronted by a hundred cabs and...

Running from the Death Angel

“Oh sweet Jesus, we’re out of tequila,” Otto slurred from the passenger seat, flipping the empty bottle out the window. “There is no way...

Drunkards of the Issue Oct 04: Michelle and Kitty

When it comes to eating fire in the raw, look no farther than the drunken dames of the Ooh La La burlesque troupe. First visit...
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