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Booze is My Co-Pilot

Booze Is My Copilot

Lately, many of my friends are airline pilots. And airline pilots, as everyone knows, are drunks. These friends aren't the bad kind of drunk...

The Drunk Detective

"You're a fool!" she yelled with a bit of a slur, spilling a dash of her martini. "And you're drunk," I said with a certain...

Drunkard of the Issue May 04: Dave Schalmo

This drunken son of Cleveland may find his drinking heroes in the past, but for hope and inspiration he looks no further than his...
News From the Front

Jekyll, Meet Hyde

There was a time when I cringed in horror when the drunken antics of the night before were recast (with great relish) by friends...

Diary of a Dipsomaniac: A Gentleman Tippler’s Manifesto

I am pleased to note that, much as I predicted, Denver's headlong rush into mongoloidism is not only on pace, but far exceeding even...
Booze News

Booze News: Apr 2004

Looney Lawmaker Wants a Breathalyzer in Every New Yorker’s Vehicle NEW YORK (ABI)—The whole idea about being innocent until proven guilty has apparently lost its...
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