BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

[libertyjug68]

When I drunk dialed my girlfriend from the drunk tank to the waiting room of the Baker County Sherriff's jailhouse I pleaded to her "You have got to get me out of here. This is back water bullshit and besides I need more booooze!" At this point the guard laughed and I knew I would deal with the DUII at a later date thinking only of the bourbon in our motel room. Little did I know the joke was on me as I would be spending the night in a cell wearing a Hamburglar suit and lying on a duct taped mattress. After I let out the call for booooze my now ex called me a train wreck and asked if she should call my mother to obtain the bail money. At that point I hung up the phone on my one drunk dial of that night.

[Savage]

Mere mortal, my ass. Stop trying to go incognito.

sssshhhh - that was supposta be our li'l secret. they're more unsuspecting when they walk around unbeknownst.


Oh and I meant to correct after I posted - I meant bourbon powers. Not juniper. Please don't smite me.

Oops. We got the drunky talkies. Must deny all knowledge and so forth...

WE ARE BUT SIMPLE DRUNK GIRLS! WE KNOW NOTHING! FORGET WHATEVER THE FUCK WE SAID BEFORE. OH LOOK--A SPARKLY PUPPY!

[190Flask]

When I drunk dialed my girlfriend from the drunk tank to the waiting room of the Baker County Sherriff's jailhouse I pleaded to her "You have got to get me out of here. This is back water bullshit and besides I need more booooze!" At this point the guard laughed and I knew I would deal with the DUII at a later date thinking only of the bourbon in our motel room. Little did I know the joke was on me as I would be spending the night in a cell wearing a Hamburglar suit and lying on a duct taped mattress. After I let out the call for booooze my now ex called me a train wreck and asked if she should call my mother to obtain the bail money. At that point I hung up the phone on my one drunk dial of that night.

You actually got the black and white suits?! I had to wear navy blue stuff for my days in jail.

[libertyjug68]

When I drunk dialed my girlfriend from the drunk tank to the waiting room of the Baker County Sherriff's jailhouse I pleaded to her "You have got to get me out of here. This is back water bullshit and besides I need more booooze!" At this point the guard laughed and I knew I would deal with the DUII at a later date thinking only of the bourbon in our motel room. Little did I know the joke was on me as I would be spending the night in a cell wearing a Hamburglar suit and lying on a duct taped mattress. After I let out the call for booooze my now ex called me a train wreck and asked if she should call my mother to obtain the bail money. At that point I hung up the phone on my one drunk dial of that night.

You actually got the black and white suits?! I had to wear navy blue stuff for my days in jail.

yeah it was a one piece and the pant cuffs rode mid shin above some lovely rubber sandals

[One for the Frog]

"Hold on a second... Fuck... I must go back to the pub, I think I left my phone there. SHIT."

[190Flask]

"Hold on a second... Fuck... I must go back to the pub, I think I left my phone there. SHIT."

Now that is being drunk...beyond drunk really. I aspire to that drunk every time I drink.

[whiskeyprick]

Caller (slurring): " Who is this?"
Me: "You don't know who you called?"
Caller: "I didn't call you!"
<click>

Phone rings 2 minutes later and same conversation happens again.

My first 2 DDs with BMMS

[Savage]

"Hold on a second... Fuck... I must go back to the pub, I think I left my phone there. SHIT."

I knew who that was. Made me smile for the way the old fart used to be.

[Uncle_Meat]

Hello room service???
Yes?
Do you have any stewed prunes?
Yes we do.
Give them some coffee. That will undrunk them up.

--Groucho Marx

[JesusLizard23]

"Thinking is stupid."

Not if its on the plain of drunken inspiration!

oh, and thank you good sir for your sage advice!

You THOUGHT it out well!

[JesusLizard23]

"Yeah im in to you also. Hey, did i ever tell you that i used to do alcohol enemas with a turkey baster for this freak show called the Know Nothing Family Circus?....
Hello?"

"Hello?"

[royhobbs30]

this was a good one, I had gone out to a bachelor party with some friends, and I would always no matter what call me then wife. (ex now) No matter how many times my friends would take my phone away I would somehow obtain it and call her, this time was no exception. Apparently she told me what I had said, after sounding intelligble and slurring a little bit at the same, time she goes "are there strippers?"
I remember saying no, it's just the music in the bar we rented out, so I say talk to you tomorrow and dumb ass me, didn't hang up right away and apparently neither did she and she reminded me the next morning about saying "hey baby, how much for the VIP room?" on top of a nasty hangover I had to deal with the berating from the exwife..

Luckily, I have it under control now..somewhat, you have to DD every now and then.

[ct1392]

i got wasted one random night and apparently yelled at my friend who happens to be an asian girl for "breaking up The Beatles"

[TheBigCasino]

after getting home at 9:50am from a night of drinking. talking to BNNMS, telling him I went to sleep when I got home. There was a pause, then BMMS says "DJF woulda never went to sleep".

[Oggar]

Ask the 'prick's mom.