I used to have a bad habit of puking in sinks instead of toilets (I'm getting better). AS many of you know, puke doesn't drain like water. It tends to clog up. So I was over this girls house, and she had a roommate, but only one bathroom for the two bedrooms. So after many, many drinks, I go in the bathroom, puke in the sink, and walk back to the bedroom. The girl I was there with came in , and started the festivities. As we're hooking up, I hear the roommate yelling. Apparently, someone clogged the sink. She couldn't brush her teeth.
We didn't stop. Fuck her and her teeth.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.