Where's the best place you ever threw up at?

[waahoohah]

I hate to repeat, but, a prarie dog hole.
The prarie dogs quit using that hole. I take pride in that.

[Wingman]

side of the interstate, with my wife driving, my son and mother-in-law in the back seat, on the way to the airport to fly to disney world.

OR...

coming out of a crowded restaurant in the middle of the street in front of a line of christians waiting to get in on easter morning.

you decide.

[captain gonzo]

Once promptly threw up onto a bouncer only to get ejected from the bar promptly.

[divine]

Somewhere in Germany, I threw up against the windows of a roadside restaurant, I still remember the looks on those peoples faces who were sitting 10" away from me, with nothing but a bile covered sheet of glass in between.

[Slim]

-Milk jug full of pennies in a hallway at a friends house

-Roof of my apartment like 7 weeks ago (2 of 3 neighbors have since moved away)

-Wall of my friends guest room after drinking vodka and crystal light raspberry. Left a hand streak in the bloody looking concoction and disappeared to sleep in the tub. When everyone awoke they thought i had been murdered.

[Jelmo]

Last night was bbq with a lot of beers, a bottle of wine, vodka and a load of rum.
Now, we have a kitchen sink in which the water doesn't go down the drain very fast but takes about 10 minutes to drain a full sink. Still, my buddy threw up in it last night while I was... actually I don't know where I was.

But anyways, got downstairs this morning, stumbled into the kitchen to get a pint of water and saw the brown and yellow pieces floating in a sink filled with vomital puke. God damnit I know it's only 08:30 in the morning and we have a big headache but I'm gonna get the bitch out of his bed and make him clean it up. Man the stench is really unbelievable. This is bad.

[redshift]

In the sink of the Biz class restroom on a British Airways flight from LHR to EWR 5 mins before landing. After drinking more than I should have. What can I say? the hostess was way too cute. And kept me offering Champagne. And Vodka. And Wine. And Beer. Lots of it.

[Hardcore Stig]

Many moons ago, at the tender age of 17 I went to my friends new years eve party, After a heady cocktail of Vodka (70cl) Cider (2l) wine, Martini, cheeap French lager and (fairly importantly) red food colouring I decide I am not feeling so good. I reach for the door towards the bathroom but miss and turn to say "I don;t feel so good my good fellows". At this point it starts a plume of red food colouring enhance vomit, in a 180 degree arc over the white carpet and more importantly his Christmas tree.
They managed to cover the carpet but I had to buy a new christmas tree for them, tale is still told 14 years on with a raised glass lol.

[Rip Rufus]

I used to have a bad habit of puking in sinks instead of toilets (I'm getting better). AS many of you know, puke doesn't drain like water. It tends to clog up. So I was over this girls house, and she had a roommate, but only one bathroom for the two bedrooms. So after many, many drinks, I go in the bathroom, puke in the sink, and walk back to the bedroom. The girl I was there with came in , and started the festivities. As we're hooking up, I hear the roommate yelling. Apparently, someone clogged the sink. She couldn't brush her teeth.

We didn't stop. Fuck her and her teeth.

[Capt. Pantless]

in the backseat of a police car. i was not under arrest. he woke me up while i was asleep on the railroad tracks; i contend i fell over and could not get back up. he took me in his car and i through up right before i got out 3 blocks from where i was staying.

[Heid]

On someone's umbrella on my 18th birthday.

Also, on a train going back home. Just outside the toilets as well.

[TheBigCasino]

Judge's bathroom at Con 1

[ivan]

In college (the first time), while walking home from a party. We were walking on a railroad overpass, when a train rumbled below. For some reason, the rumbling of the train set me off, and I launched a geyser over the side, all over the top of the train. Hope they hit a rainstorm...

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

A few years ago I threw up in a bakery bathroom after eating a black and white cookie. It was the first time in 14 years.

[Negromancer]

When I was a lot younger I would drink cheaper, less potent pilsner(3.8% or something), this ALWAYS resulted in me turning into a vomit-cannon of olympic grandeur.
I was at this party, and a friend of mine had my axe for some reason, which I planted in the door to his living room. I put it in a plastic bag and brought it with me on the long bus ride home. It's a funny detail, but nothing more. My story relating to this topic is this:

On this bus ride I started feeling sick. The result was that I spewed down the back of the seat in front of me when I couldn't hold it in anymore. This resulted in the lady in front of me feeling the same need herself, only she threw up at the window and on the floor. The bus suddenly stopped and the driver came to inspect the scene. For some reason he threatened to throw her out, but completely ignored my mid-to-late teenage self, with spew in my face and hair and an axe in a shopping bag. I passed out a few minutes afterwards and woke up as I was on my way out of the bus, having pressed the stop button some five kilometers after the stop closest to my house.