Submit "You know you're a drunkard when . . ."

[l...]

when you go to move in w/ oggar and roomie.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

when you go to move in w/ oggar and roomie.

We have a winner!

[itwastakensoblowme]

You join the Modern Drunkard Forum... Cheers!

[swingbozo]

You brush your teeth before you go to bed.

Then you realize the toothbrush is actually the toilet brush and your pillow is the shower mat you rolled up to cushion your head from bed of the bathroom floor.

[Captain Tim]

...you start to tell everyone that you never forget anything, you just have convenient lapses of memory.
...you wake up with a gold medal from a drinking contest you've never even heard of...not to mention the bar is in another state.
...you laugh at beer pong players, you prefer whiskey pong.
...you take a shot of pure Everclear "...just to speed things along."
...you start to notice high-school and college kids levitating towards you with empty plastic cups.
...Tim starts to brag about this website to his friends!!! CHEERS!

[Jags]

You do something stupid during a blackout and no one expects you to apologize.

[ivan]

You've seriously contemplated using Pepto-Bismol, Alka-Seltzer, and NyQuil as mixers.

[Flemisch Lionesse]

... you see objects double and you try to reach for the one that 's in the middle...

[Negromancer]

Hitting a candle with an axe makes less mess than just blowing it out (Speaking from experience, ofcourse!).

[waahoohah]

...your neighbor's house catches fire and the first flammable object they evacuate is you.

...you were giving your empties to your neighbor, until you saw him mentioned in the news as a "recycling tycoon".

...when you open a drawer, your desk clinks.

...more than 50% of the stuff in your freezer is still liquid.

[Surreal]

[quote="waahoohah"]...your neighbor's house catches fire and the first flammable object they evacuate is you.

...you were giving your empties to your neighbor, until you saw him mentioned in the news as a "recycling tycoon".

...when you open a drawer, your desk clinks.

...more than 50% of the stuff in your freezer is still liquid.[/quote]


I don't care who you are, that's funny.

[Oggar]

You're not sure if it's your last beer of the night or your first beer of the morning.

[Bounced]

You ask yourself in the morning... "Are we Louie? Or are we dancers?"
...as I did, myself, when the sun arose.

[Barca]

.... in a pinch, you can use your blood as lighter fluid.

[MeanOldLady]

.... in a pinch, you can use your blood as lighter fluid.

this situation seems rather dire. you would not only have to be in a predicament that would require you to immediately set something on fire, but you'd have to extract your own blood to do so.