My buddy raises pigs for a living and has to travel frequently. His favorite drink of choice is a shot of Jack, shot of Captain, and top it off with Dr. Pepper. He orders this everywhere he goes, and one bartender in Michigan dubbed it "Pig Farmer" in his honor. It's very smooth and extremely delicious, especially if used with Gentleman Jack and Captain Morgan Tattoo.
Does anybody know if this concotion has another name? I hope not.
Projectile vomiting, falling out of a tree, and a heavily overdrawn bank account are all indicators of "The Most Awesome Weekend Ever".
Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.
I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.
Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.
Don't fly dry.