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Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:09 pm

For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby l... » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:12 pm

JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.



you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!

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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby JohnnyT » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:14 pm

liz... wrote:Image



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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby Mayhem » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:16 pm

liz... wrote:
JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.



you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!

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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:51 pm

That's odd. Ruiner just called me and I said, "Aren't you on your way to have the baby?" And he said, "Baby? What baby? Oh, right, the baby. Right." And then he hung up.

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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:56 pm

Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby l... » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:10 pm

JollyJudge wrote:Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.


that's a huge fucking baby.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby ivan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:14 pm

9 and a quarter?

It's a big babby, but not huge. 10 pounds, 13 oz. is borderline huge. The Little Guy was 9-10.

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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby ruiner » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:34 pm

9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby hoverdog » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:39 pm

Not knowing you really but for what I've seen here, wish everything works out.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby l... » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:42 pm

ruiner wrote:9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.



ruiner are you gonna watch it come out?
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby ivan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:47 pm

He should.

It will change his whole view on women, and what they're capable of doing.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:52 pm

What are you, Phil Donahue?
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby MethFront » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:06 pm

ruiner wrote:...and huge fucking balls. seriously.


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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Postby WeatherMan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:12 pm

Best wishes to the couple, and a stiff drink for the lady afterwards! If the lad be early sunday is a good one, the 14th of D produced this drunken genius. Here's to an easy birth and a long life, cheers.
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