Bundy's View....

[Bundy]

now, its just my way of seeing it, but i have to tell everyone that when meself and Ms McG walked in dressed as Arabs, it was funny....

ive talked about our entrance before....

and Gin McG with her ridiculously beautiful smile (and amazing boobs) meant that she was chased all over the place....

So anyway,

We walk in, but realise there is less than 10 people off the board.... I'm recognised by Fiyah, who tells everyone that "Bundy and Gin are here!"

Sonic Screwball goes "Thats BUNDY!?"

so we walk over.

i get asked by Doc to be onstage to whitebalance his camera.

5 minutes later, we're too hot, so off come the Arab costumes....

Gin McG is far too gorgeous to stay in one place, so she's off breaking hearts.

(Fiyah is working on getting muntered at this point)

Myself, Whiskeyprick, Sonic and Hornhead (Valkrye) are on one.

I realise, for me to be heard by Sonic, i need to be on his left. And Ms Hornhead is such an awesome person.

I've said something so disgusting its sent Whiskeyprick reeling around laughing, Sonic is crying with laughter, and the Geese are now with us.

Mothergoose is taking pictures with a disposable camera... because Vagrant has been frontloading to a heroic degree.

Fiyah, Whiskeyprick and Sonic reckon i should take part in the following days "Drunkard Dating", not because of my accent, but because yet again i said something so obscene they were all laughing and cringing at the same time.

I do the same kind of ridiculous chat with Vagrant, and make him laugh and cringe too.

Vagrant fell asleep on one of the pool tables.

((this is all the first day))

(((and myself and Gin were so gutted with the tiny rep from the board.)))

Fiyah was knackered, as everytime he went to the bar he wound up buying shots for people within a 5 metre radius.... but at least he was an equal opportunity molester, because everytime he'd scare a bird off with his groping, he'd wind up grabbing MY moobs.

Myself and Whiskeyprick decide that everyone is gay, its just up to you to be cool about it. We both agree, that we are gay enough to watch gay porn up until penetration.

The blokes outside the bar seem to have a different opinion.

Myself and Whiskeyprick convince them that being gay is fine, just dont get upset if it hurts your anoos.

Whiskeyprick starts to introduce me as "The sickest motherfucker you'll ever meet"

Then follows it with "....From Singapore"



tbc, need another drink and a smoke.... there will be more Geese, Plumbers, plane crashes, and all once i get squared away.




love you all...

[Mayhem]

Sounds like a convention to me.

[fiyah]

Fiyah, Whiskeyprick and Sonic reckon i should take part in the following days "Drunkard Dating", not because of my accent, but because yet again i said something so obscene they were all laughing and cringing at the same time.

I can't remember, but I think the premise of the Dategaming question was, "Contestant number #, why would you make a great date?"
Bundy: "Because my semen doesn't taste like sheep ass" or something like that..

[Gin McGuinness]

Fiyah was knackered, as everytime he went to the bar he wound up buying shots for people within a 5 metre radius.... but at least he was an equal opportunity molester, because everytime he'd scare a bird off with his groping, he'd wind up grabbing MY moobs.

Yes, he molested equally. My lower cheeks became a rest cup everytime I stopped to chat..... but he didn't put his face on your moobs and proceed to shake and yell... "MAAAAAAAAA"

[Bundy]

Fiyah's molestation was very funny... not as funny as the doorman in the irish pub next door remembering the lunatic from the previous night!

[G_W]

I hate yoiu all


not really


fuckers

[Gin McGuinness]

are you going to finish this?

[G_W]

is that a common problem?

[Gin McGuinness]

is that a common problem?

actually, yes.

[G_W]

poor thing

[Bundy]

hey, no problem finishing off, it just takes a while is all......

[whiskeyprick]

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[Pearl!]

Hmm i m not sure how it could take a while when you were up to 16 erections early in the night that i met you...i checked later you said Gin gave you 36 at last count...though maybe it is the sheep semen you talked at length about on stage...funny all the same

[fiyah]

Hmm i m not sure how it could take a while when you were up to 16 erections early in the night that i met you...i checked later you said Gin gave you 36 at last count...though maybe it is the sheep semen you talked at length about on stage...funny all the same

Apparently I groped Bundy, henced the over-abundy-ence of erection-shannnnnnnnnnnnz..

[Bundy]

i wasnt on stage talking about semen........