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Re: Beerfest

Postby Illiniwek » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:01 pm

The idea of Cloris Leachman saying this :

Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different, Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But I got over it!

Kills me!

I put this on when Mrs. Me was reading in the same room and she found herself watching it and even remarked that she was surprised it had a plot.
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Re: Beerfest

Postby Kevin21 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:26 am

RE: Schnitzengiggle Beer

Landfill: "It's magical."
Fink: "It's laughing at me."
Barry: "I wish I could brush my teeth with it."
Landfill: "I wanna put my dick in it."
Fink: "I want it to put its dick in me."
Barry: "I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it."

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Re: Beerfest

Postby Nausea » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:46 am

They told us to keep on baking ze cupcakes!

It's true, Sandy!
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Re: Beerfest

Postby Rainbird » Fri May 29, 2009 2:08 pm

"We're not that drunk!"
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Re: Beerfest

Postby coqui_chris » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:50 am

What can I say? I'm better when I'm drunk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
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Re: Beerfest

Postby far-Out-Pat » Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:57 pm

"Say goodnight Popo, good night Popo". Pulls the life support cable!
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
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Re: Beerfest

Postby far-Out-Pat » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:02 pm

"Mother i always knew you would outlive me, now i will never know what happens on the young and the restless."
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
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Re: Beerfest

Postby Mr. Von Rotten » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:35 pm

Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.
"What did the leaper say to the hooker?... Keep the tip."
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Re: Beerfest

Postby The Goat » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:49 pm

Das Boot!!
"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice." - Abraham Lincoln in an address to the Washington Temperance Society in 1842
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Re: Beerfest

Postby Glasgae Sam » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:36 pm

"Where's the American team?"

*laughter* ;)
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.

www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
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