Nicest Thing Someone Has Done For You While You Were Drunk

[akpwnz]

A cop once discovered me staggering home from the local, weaving into the street. He picked me up, ran my ID, saw my two prior DWI's, and thanked me for walking. Then he gave me a ride home. Coolest cop ever. He was a Minneapolis cop, so I figure he was out fighting real crime, unlike the suburban dicks who harass low-lives like me.

Thats one cool cop - I had a similar experience where I was actually behind the wheel. He could tell I was lit. Instead of hauling me in, he let my girlfriend at the time drive us home.

[TomSin]

nicest thing anyone has ever done for me while drunk was give me a full 26er of gibsons finest wiskey. i was a happy camper. altho i did end up pissing myself on my buddys couch. im not alowd to crash there anymore.

[drunken parrot]

I was toasted at a favorite bar one day after work, and things on the resturant were rather slow, so the owner got worried about me as I was leaving, so he got 2 waitresses to drive me home in my own car followed by another. The owner told me that he didn't want me to drive, but then I told him that my car had a manual transmission. He took his best waitress off the floor just to drive me home because she was the only one who could drive a standard.....I gave her and the other waitress each a ten dollar tip

[Iron_Curtain_Bender]

I'm drunk around 50 percent of the time and my beautiful woman still loves me and cooks for me and cuddles me every night.

Luckiest...man...in...the...world....

[NYDingbat]

In a particularly enlightened moment of hooching at my sister's house, I decided to rid myself completely of all attire and instead don a bathmat. I was told there was dancing involved.

I apparently found said bathmat quite cozy, as that's the nightie I greeted Morpheus in that night. My sainted brother-in-law extricated me from me my cozy bathmat nightie, and got me in my jammies.

I have absolutely ZERO recollection of this incident. MacGyver (my nickname for my brother-in-law) never would've even told me, but he knows I enjoy a good drinkin' tale - even if it's at my expense! In fact, esPECIALLY if it's at my expense!

So YAY MacGyver!

[Rip Rufus]

In a particularly enlightened moment of hooching at my sister's house, I decided to rid myself completely of all attire and instead don a bathmat. I was told there was dancing involved.

I apparently found said bathmat quite cozy, as that's the nightie I greeted Morpheus in that night. My sainted brother-in-law extricated me from me my cozy bathmat nightie, and got me in my jammies.

I have absolutely ZERO recollection of this incident. MacGyver (my nickname for my brother-in-law) never would've even told me, but he knows I enjoy a good drinkin' tale - even if it's at my expense! In fact, esPECIALLY if it's at my expense!

So YAY MacGyver!

I have a T-bone steak bath mat. You're welcome to try it on. PETA would it.

[NYDingbat]

In a particularly enlightened moment of hooching at my sister's house, I decided to rid myself completely of all attire and instead don a bathmat. I was told there was dancing involved.

I apparently found said bathmat quite cozy, as that's the nightie I greeted Morpheus in that night. My sainted brother-in-law extricated me from me my cozy bathmat nightie, and got me in my jammies.

I have absolutely ZERO recollection of this incident. MacGyver (my nickname for my brother-in-law) never would've even told me, but he knows I enjoy a good drinkin' tale - even if it's at my expense! In fact, esPECIALLY if it's at my expense!

So YAY MacGyver!

I have a T-bone steak bath mat. You're welcome to try it on. PETA would it.

I love steak!

The mat outside my apartment door says, "Hi. I'm Mat."

[Resident Asshole]

Probably the nicest thing ever done for me is when my friend got worried about me when I didn't show up at the bar where I was supposed to meet her. She then called my phone (which was turned off), figured out I was in jail and was there to pick me up when they let me out in the morning.

After my sleepless night in jail I was amazingly happy to see her.

[willerror]

On my 27th birthday (more years ago than I wanna count) my good friend took me out in another town where he used to live and knew all the bartenders, so we drank for free all night. By last call I was done, totally, and as we walked to his friend's car (she was letting us crash) I had to piss something fierce. I went into a deserted alleyway while they shouted, "Dude, don't! We'll be home in two minutes." I was having none of it, whipped it out, peed, then as I stumbled back up the alley I was caught dead in the headlights of... you guessed it... a cop car. The cop leapt out, said he knew what I was doing, grabbed me, threw me in the back seat--and then my friends proceeded to talk the cop out of arresting me. The conversation went on for awhile--I remember trying not to pass out in the cop car, and thinking it was odd and sadly ironic that the Doors were playing on the radio--and then finally the cop pulled the door open, yanked me out, and said, "Thank your friends." He gave me a ticket, sure, and made it sound like I took a dump in the middle of Main Street at twelve noon ("evacuating in public") but... no jail time for me. I'd say that was pretty nice. I probably have never done anything so nice for someone so drunk since. Alas.

[captain gonzo]

A guy once proceeded to buy me suiciders one after the other (double vodka, double courvossier topped up with farmhouse cider) costing around £8 a drink until i collapsed....that was pretty nice. Apparently he was on sickness benefits and thought that a taxpayer like myself should get some of what i put in back.....

[redshift]

A guy once proceeded to buy me suiciders one after the other (double vodka, double courvossier topped up with farmhouse cider) costing around £8 a drink until i collapsed....that was pretty nice. Apparently he was on sickness benefits and thought that a taxpayer like myself should get some of what i put in back.....

I have been on and off in the U.K for about 6 months now, but I still haven't got the hang of mixing Liquor and beer. It's just doesn't sound....right? But hey I am American, so if I can't take a drink, fuck me!

[captain gonzo]

Guiness and whiskey is nice,

lager and vodka is well lager but stronger....

but cider is fruit and so is brandy so it kind of mixes, the vodka just adds alcohol in greater abundance. Tastes a bit like rasisens.

[redshift]

Guiness and whiskey is nice,

lager and vodka is well lager but stronger....

but cider is fruit and so is brandy so it kind of mixes, the vodka just adds alcohol in greater abundance. Tastes a bit like rasisens.

I guess. But Cider is not really my thing (too fruity and sweet?) , tho I get surprised how much Cider the Brits drink everytime I am here..

[captain gonzo]

I only drink the really dry stuff, its not bad.

I suppose its one of our things, beer and cider are traditional british drinks along with gin and tonic and some others.

[Surreal]

Nicest thing?...............

21st birthday. 20 years ago. I was at the 7th bar of the crawl, 18th shot of the evening - Prairie Fire. Down it went and then it decided to play "last one out is a rotten egg"....... I grabbed 2 of the large, empty, glass beer pitchers that were on the table and vomited long and hard, filling each of them with steaming hurl. The bartender didn't miss a beat. He walked up, grabbed the 2 pitcher of chunder from my hands and says, "Two More?" and brought back two [different] pitcher of fresh tapped beer for me to use to wash my mouth out and continue on the traditional, stupid, quest for 21 shots on your 21st b'day.

That, was the nicest thing anyone's done for me while drunk.

To those other phucks who chained me by my boxers to a street lamp, or, wrote "insert here" above my ass-crack in permanent marker whilst I was comatose, or left me in the drunk tank and wouldn't pay my bail even though the band cleared $400 at the door that night, or any of the other pranks that were played on me whilst I was over-served...... well-done gentlemen, well done.