Drunken haiku, anyone?

[cornbread714]

I don't know if this forum is only for serious MD submissions, but mightn't it be fun to do some hammered haiku? Even if it's bad, like this one that just spewed out:

last drink of the day
cheap beer, but that is ok
i now have to sleep

[KaosDad]

Not drunk at the moment, so not gonna try - but I like the idea.

[cornbread714]

drunken and confused
i struggle towards the light, but
i can't find the switch

[DrinkPlanner]

Bottle of bourbon
How bright the light shines this morn
Forget going to work

Three sheets, and I sail
Well traveled currents of booze
Deeper into night

Nothing left to drink
Vermouth, warm sake, and Tang
Down the hatch it goes!

[cornbread714]

Bottle of bourbon
How bright the light shines this morn
Forget going to work

Three sheets, and I sail
Well traveled currents of booze
Deeper into night

Nothing left to drink
Vermouth, warm sake, and Tang
Down the hatch it goes!

Bravo!

[Illiniwek]

I am four-square behind this idea. But I'm just not feeling the creativity at the moment.

[hoverdog]

whiskey drunk
not quite there yet though
the doors lays the way

flask empty again
her smile promises much
beautiful hope

the wine gone
shots of vodka drank next
little memory

a dive and a girl
fucked up, what happened
will never know

[Iron_Curtain_Bender]

This is all bullshit.
But bullshit is instructive.
Will this instruct others?

[cornbread714]

This is all bullshit.
But bullshit is instructive.
Will this instruct others?

I think not, maybe...
But it is fun to pretend
That one has Culture

[cornbread714]

whiskey drunk
not quite there yet though
the doors lays the way

flask empty again
her smile promises much
beautiful hope

the wine gone
shots of vodka drank next
little memory

a dive and a girl
fucked up, what happened
will never know

I think you broke rules,
but not caring much for rules,
I say: "Rock on, Bro!"

[drunkensooner]

OK so I'm drunk
there's been worse that has happened
so what? It's all good.

[DrinkPlanner]

Gin, dear friend tonight
What trouble shall we find now?
Cat shaving it is!

Can a man find rest?
"No", say the philosophers,
"Beer fills that role now"

Head pounds from the pain
Last night is a highlight reel
The low-lights less clear

Rotgut vodka soothes
Communists aren't bad guys really
Just numb to their lives

Another bottle
"This is the last one" he says
As he pours a drink

Sweet Christmas, I swear I don't mean for these to be so damn "sad-bastard" but it's like Haiku is predisposed to melancholy.

[cornbread714]

Gin, dear friend tonight
What trouble shall we find now?
Cat shaving it is!

Can a man find rest?
"No", say the philosophers,
"Beer fills that role now"

Head pounds from the pain
Last night is a highlight reel
The low-lights less clear

Rotgut vodka soothes
Communists aren't bad guys really
Just numb to their lives

Another bottle
"This is the last one" he says
As he pours a drink

Sweet Christmas, I swear I don't mean for these to be so damn "sad-bastard" but it's like Haiku is predisposed to melancholy.

Forgot to reply... These are really awesome!

[peetie44]

Where it's been
Where I have wanted it to be
As it is, I love my dick

[cornbread714]

I have a dick, too
don't get to use it enough
most men would agree...

*edit* Wait, somehow that doesn't sound right...