daphne wrote:That selfish hussy. (ha!) The nicest thing anyone did for me while drunk was, believe it or not, an Amway experience. I had a friend/co-worker who sold Amway. One night while we were hanging out after one of his uppers gave "the plan", we went to the border of Ohio-PA. I got faced royal. I ended up in his tiny apartment, sad, drunk, and bemoaning a recent romance. He covered me up with a blanket, stroked my hair, and held me until I went to sleep on his lap. I woke up to coffee, sunshine, and a friendly face.
Anyway.....that was my nicest thing for a coupla drunks story. Hats off to Harry Charles, his wife Becca and Inspector Ian Coyles.
Mayhem wrote:My future wife at the time held my wang so that I could pee in the toilet 2 new year's eve's ago.
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