Shmoo at the Waffle House

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Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:07 am

TheBigCasino wrote:
that was all it took, Casino do Church's Chicken, Casino do White Castle, Casino do Jack in the Box, Casino no do Waffle House.


I would like to shake the hand of the genius who came up with the idea to put White Castle and Church's in the same building. Brilliant!
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Postby xxx » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:32 am

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:
that was all it took, Casino do Church's Chicken, Casino do White Castle, Casino do Jack in the Box, Casino no do Waffle House.


I would like to shake the hand of the genius who came up with the idea to put White Castle and Church's in the same building. Brilliant![/quote]

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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:42 am

daphne wrote:What proof is it?

Never tried to bottle it so I'm not sure.
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Postby MEAT! » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:44 pm

I wonder what side of town Shmoo works on. Aiken is extremely blessed to have multiple waffle houses. I like Shmoo.
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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:36 pm

Introducing TheTagsaidTimmy!, my roommate for three and a half years, but I only remember like 10 months of it.
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Postby MEAT! » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:41 pm

Yeah man. I would say we made many memories, but most of them are extremely hazy. I remember bad steak and Onion Potato chips though. Woe to the bastard that ever invented that! There should be a large disclaimer on the back about mixing the chips with an intake of grain alcohol. dude, do you still have the slip and slide?
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Postby Crystal » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:43 pm

hooray! Nice to meet you Timmy.
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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:10 am

TheTagsaidTimmy! wrote:I remember bad steak and Onion Potato chips though. Woe to the bastard that ever invented that! There should be a large disclaimer on the back about mixing the chips with an intake of grain alcohol. dude, do you still have the slip and slide?

:lol: Wasn't as bad as Stewyak. The whole house smelled like fart for a week. And of course I still have the slip'n'slide!

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Postby Shmoo » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:21 am

TheTagsaidTimmy! wrote:I wonder what side of town Shmoo works on. Aiken is extremely blessed to have multiple waffle houses. I like Shmoo.


I work in Sandy Springs near MARTA, 400 and the mall. P-tree Dunwoody and Abernathy to be exact. I don't want to hear about any bomb threats in the next few days. :D

Nice to make your aquaintance. Cheers!
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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:51 am

Shmoo wrote:I don't want to hear about any bomb threats in the next few days. :D

Ok, we won't tell you.
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Postby MEAT! » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:38 pm

Stewyak was the best! It even made taking a crap afterwards some kind of sublime thrill, or at least a releif. One important question Shmoo, does your place of employment have caller ID? Wouldn't want any of SC's finest knocking on my door. Then it'll be back on the street for me and i'll have to move back in with Rowdy. His liquor stash would never recover from that.
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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:54 pm

TheTagsaidTimmy! wrote:Stewyak was the best! It even made taking a crap afterwards some kind of sublime thrill, or at least a releif.

You say that about all your craps.
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Postby MEAT! » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:03 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:
TheTagsaidTimmy! wrote:Stewyak was the best! It even made taking a crap afterwards some kind of sublime thrill, or at least a releif.

You say that about all your craps.


That doesn't take any truth away from it though. Admit it, they were a relief to you too. :D
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Postby Shmoo » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:38 am

TheTagsaidTimmy! wrote:Stewyak was the best! It even made taking a crap afterwards some kind of sublime thrill, or at least a releif. One important question Shmoo, does your place of employment have caller ID? Wouldn't want any of SC's finest knocking on my door. Then it'll be back on the street for me and i'll have to move back in with Rowdy. His liquor stash would never recover from that.


We sure do. You've been warned.

No wonder Rowdy doesn't have matches at his place. That could be deadly for everyone involved.
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Postby Savage » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:36 am

Mayhem wrote:Image
The Chick and I with Waffle HOuse waitress extraordinaire, from the Southern Invasion


OMFG. At first, I thought that was--but no. She would never wear a bow tie.
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