And now for something completely different...

[George_Pourwell]

Not sure if anyone has done this before buuut...

What is the absolute WORST cocktail you have ever mad/drank?

Mine was this fucking evil concoction a roomate made about 9 years ago that consisted of Old Grandad bourbon, Pepe Lopez tequila, Blue Curacao and Mad Dog 20/20. He called it a Mad Cow 50/50.
I can stomach anything but this shit was the closest I have ever come to making my lunch public on the first swig.

[headlessparrot]

I forget what it was called, but allegedly, it's actually a legitimate beverage:

2 ounces bourbon (Beam white label)
3 ounces cranberry juice
3 ounces pineapple juice


It tasted like I was blowing a clown. the only reason I finished it was because if I squinted really hard I could taste the bourbon.

As far as improvisational drinks go, there was one night, before I was of legal drinking age, when I (already quite drunk at the time) decided to make a concoction of everything everyone in the room was drinking. I'm far too drunk to remember exactly the recipe, but it was something like:

1 ounce Smirnoff vodka
2 ounces fruit punch
2 ounces 7-up
1 ounce blue curaco
1 ounce coconut rum
1 ounce beer
1 ounce peach schnapps

It actually might have been palatable if I'd avoided the beer and peach schnapps, but fuck, I had already done 14 shots of vodka that night and it still tasted like ass (which is saying A LOT)

[thirsty4beer]

remind me again how you know how ass tastes...