Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Hmmm I think I thought about this a little too hard, now off to the bar
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard