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Postby Goose-Wingman » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:23 pm

Great name for a beer, from Futurama: Lobrau!
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Postby justme » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:52 pm

as in benders im there lol,but as of spending so many hrs. at a casino ive done that too.B ut with life savings vno way could do that for over 110 hrs.
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How could we forget the classic...

Postby ***** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:46 pm

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
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Re: How could we forget the classic...

Postby General » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:19 am

CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.


Is that like a Merc for God
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Postby Jr_DeCaveman » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:43 pm

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Re: How could we forget the classic...

Postby ***** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:55 pm

General E. Decaying wrote:
CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.


Is that like a Merc for God


Pretty much. He goes where the souls are paying well. Did a tour in Thailand and another in China.
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Postby Rowdydrunk79 » Thu May 11, 2006 8:34 pm

"I remember every Christmas my mom would buy a fresh goose, you know, for gooseburgers. Then my dad would make his special eggnog out of Bourbon and ice cubs." - Fry

Ok, it's not Bender but why start a whole new thread.
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Re: BENDER

Postby Wingman » Thu May 21, 2009 7:33 pm

commandment one. (of one.) "god needs booze."

later in that same episode: "you can't count on god for jock."
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: BENDER

Postby Hardcore Stig » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:58 pm

Drinking beer, stealing stuff, Bender is great!

Have you ever thought of turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and beating them?

And the whole cover version of TV party.
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Re: BENDER

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:47 pm

"Arr, the laws of science be a harsh mistress."

Goose-Wingman wrote:Great name for a beer, from Futurama: Lobrau!


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