Too many ...
"I'm feeling down Apu. You got any of that imported beer with the skittles floating around in it. You know, Skittlebrau?"
"Such a beer does not exist, sir, you must have imagined it"
"awww ... ok, I'll have a six pack and a pack of skittles"
When Marge was a cop ...
"Homer, you're parked across three parking spots"
"I'll only be a second marge, I've just got to buy some beer for some underage kids"
When Homer was a vigilante ...
"Underage kids drinking beer without a permit!"
later, in response to the headline
"I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"
And my all-time favorite Simpsons beer moment is when Homer explains to Lisa and Bart how he and Barney had beer as young kids, and a flashback shows a long wagon pile-up into a tree. Young Barney tells Homer, "Let's never drink again." The scene cuts back to the grownup Homer on the couch with Lisa and Bart, and he says "And we never did," and then casually takes a sip of a beer can.
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk