A poll, of sorts

by **Palinka** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:08 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:maybe honkeytonk man by hank williams

Hmmm, I don't know, DPAW. Whenever I read your posts The Cramps song "Let's Get Fucked Up" always starts playing on my mental jukebox...

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:07 am

Palinka wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:maybe honkeytonk man by hank williams

Hmmm, I don't know, DPAW. Whenever I read your posts The Cramps song "Let's Get Fucked Up" always starts playing on my mental jukebox...

hmm.... never heard that one. sounds appropriate.

by **boozeslinga** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:13 am

Does anyone remember the Fear song "More Beer"? Somehow on a Sunday morning (the only time it's illegal to sell beer here), that sprang to my mind. Fortunately, they recently changed the "Blue Laws" in NYC so now the liquor store across the street from me can be open on Sunday (so long as they're closed Tues.-makes no sense to me either- then again closing a liquor store never does).
As far as a song dedicated to me, well, some very talented friends of mine wrote a verse in one song about me, which I didn't find quite as complimentary as they thought I might. Thank you, Savage Swiiler. Because you made me put that cd on, and reminded me that I still need to kick my brother (the songwriter) and the rest of their collective asses. Again.
One good song worth mention- Queens of the Stone Age (before they became Queens of MTV-which I don't fault them for) had a great song off the album "R" called "Feel good hit of the summer" The lyrics consisted entirely of the following:
NICOTINE VALIUM VICODIN MARIJUIANA ECSTACY AND ALCOHOL
CCCC-COCAINE
(repeat)
Something for everyone, eh?

Website · by **Generic Jug** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 1:19 pm

My ex always used to tell me that "Sleeping Beauty" by A Perfect Circle was my song, but it doesn't apply to me anymore. I don't think.

Delusional
I believed I could cure it all for you dear
Coax or trick or drive or
Drag the demons from you
Make it right for you sleeping beauty
Truly thought I could magically heal you

You're far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Failing Miserably to rescue

Sleeping Beauty

Drunk on ego
Truly thought I could make it right
If I kissed you one more time to
Help you face the nightmare, but you're
Far too poisoned for me
Such a fool to think that I could wake you from your slumber
That I could actually heal you

Sleeping Beauty
Poisoned and hopeless

You're far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to find a way to comfort you
Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
And hiding from some poisoned memory

by **Circling over Shannon** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:52 pm

Ok not about a person but my one friend said that enrique englasias' song hero described a relationship she had and every time the song came on she would stop whatedver she was doing and stare dreamy eyed out into space. I don't know if she was full of BS but I had a good time making fun of her for listening to that shit:lol:

by **Palinka** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 5:26 pm

Circling over Shannon wrote:Ok not about a person but my one friend said that enrique englasias' song hero described a relationship she had and every time the song came on she would stop whatedver she was doing and stare dreamy eyed out into space. I don't know if she was full of BS but I had a good time making fun of her for listening to that shit:lol:

That's...Just...Too..Fucking...Weird...!

by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 12:12 pm

Palinka wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:maybe honkeytonk man by hank williams

Hmmm, I don't know, DPAW. Whenever I read your posts The Cramps song "Let's Get Fucked Up" always starts playing on my mental jukebox...

I'm getting vibes of the old tune Drunken Sailor for DPAW

Chorus
Way, hay up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Way, hay, up she rises,
Earlye in the morning!

What will we do with the drunken sailor?
What will we do with the drunken sailor?
What will we do with the drunken sailor?
Earlye in the morning?

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline

Put him in the brig until he's undrunk.

Make him turn to at shining bright work.

Other verses from The Book of Navy Songs
(If the verse is the same I did not repeat it)

Put him in a boat and row him over

Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

Make him clean out all the spit-kids

That's what you do with a drunken sailor
(The last line of this verse is followed
by "Amen")

by **Savage** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:50 pm

isn't there a verse about shaving his belly with a rusty razor?

by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:41 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:isn't there a verse about shaving his belly with a rusty razor?

Isn't that from captain pugwash :?:
Or am i talking bollocks :twisted:

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 7:06 pm

sometimes when i'm listening to brttany spears, whoopps i did it again just screams "she's talking about you dickey.. YOU!" and i'll crack another beer and put the stereo on repeat until i pass out, the best way to pass out, to brittany spears angelic voice.

by **massivedrunk** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 9:10 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:sometimes when i'm listening to brttany spears, whoopps i did it again just screams "she's talking about you dickey.. YOU!" and i'll crack another beer and put the stereo on repeat until i pass out, the best way to pass out, to brittany spears angelic voice.

please irony gods, please have taken control of dpaw one time.

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:32 pm

always keep 'em guessin'

by **StoliGirl** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:59 am

Circling over Shannon wrote:Ok not about a person but my one friend said that enrique englasias' song hero described a relationship she had and every time the song came on she would stop whatedver she was doing and stare dreamy eyed out into space. I don't know if she was full of BS but I had a good time making fun of her for listening to that shit:lol:

who's child is this? and why are you letting them run around on a forum for alcohoics?

by **Palinka** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:23 pm

StoliGirl wrote:
Circling over Shannon wrote:Ok not about a person but my one friend said that enrique englasias' song hero described a relationship she had and every time the song came on she would stop whatedver she was doing and stare dreamy eyed out into space. I don't know if she was full of BS but I had a good time making fun of her for listening to that shit:lol:

who's child is this? and why are you letting them run around on a forum for alcohoics?

Harsh but cruel!
<snk snk snk>

by **WmBurroughs** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:36 pm

This onebelongs to me its a blues song by JImmy Rogers

SLOPPY DRUNK
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now

My baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

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