Elementary Penguin Singing Hari Krishna...
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by Palinka » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:22 pm
pingvintelep
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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by Rowdydrunk79 » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:58 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote:You are not alone. I think they have a plan. And they stink too!
And they're liars, Lucky, liars!! They can fly and one day, when we least expect it, the sky shall be black with the Penguins!!
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
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by LuckyStrikes » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:12 pm
Rowdydrunk79 wrote:LuckyStrikes wrote:You are not alone. I think they have a plan. And they stink too!
And they're liars, Lucky, liars!! They can fly and one day, when we least expect it, the sky shall be black with the Penguins!!
Planet of the Fuckin Penguins. And watch Rowdy, they can talk too. I mean English. Watch. They'll be calling the shots....
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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by Rowdydrunk79 » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:20 pm
I'm so glad I'm not alone. But they mustn't be allowed to triumph! I tried writing Don Rumsfeld about them but all he did was send FBI agents to my house.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
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by LuckyStrikes » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:33 pm
Rowdydrunk79 wrote:I'm so glad I'm not alone. But they mustn't be allowed to triumph! I tried writing Don Rumsfeld about them but all he did was send FBI agents to my house.
Rowdy!!! You don't know??? Rumsfield is one of them! He's the head penguin. Take away the glasses, put on a tux, notice the squint...
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Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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by Savage » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:06 pm
Mmmm, I'm thinking penguin mcnuggets.
By the way Squire P, I finished The Boy Who Kicked Pigs.
I do so love a book with a happy ending.
By the way Squire P, I finished The Boy Who Kicked Pigs.
I do so love a book with a happy ending.
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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by Palinka » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:24 pm
Savage Swiller wrote:...By the way Squire P, I finished The Boy Who Kicked Pigs....
You read it? Much kudos to you. I'm totally stoked. Really.
I hoped you enjoyed it.
Twisted yet sick.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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by Oggar » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:42 pm
You guys are worried about the wrong flippered ones. It's the dolphins who are evil always smiling like they do...
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
This is how you argue-
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-inter ... echniques/
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by TARTANSPECIAL » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:02 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote:Rowdydrunk79 wrote:LuckyStrikes wrote:You are not alone. I think they have a plan. And they stink too!
And they're liars, Lucky, liars!! They can fly and one day, when we least expect it, the sky shall be black with the Penguins!!
Planet of the Fuckin Penguins. And watch Rowdy, they can talk too. I mean English. Watch. They'll be calling the shots....
My god people, can't you tell the difference between comic animals and nuns, now they are dangerous :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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