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Postby Palinka » Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:55 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:I married a half-Scot. What can I say, I like bagpipes and plaid. :wink:


Why, I half-like him already, then...
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Postby TARTANSPECIAL » Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:59 pm

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I married a half-Scot. What can I say, I like bagpipes and plaid. :wink:

I don't play the pipes, and the word is tartan, but i pour them so fast it would make your head spin :wink: What is a half scot?? Does he wear a t shirt on top and a kilt on the bottom :P
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Postby Savage » Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:25 pm

I like it when he wears as little as possible. He's only half Scot by his mother's family; born in California like me. He likes you people too. He works and sleeps so much lately I hardly see him.
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Postby Palinka » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:13 pm

You'd best get him a kilt, then...
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Postby Savage » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:29 pm

Our brother in law, who was born in Scotland, has a kilt. He and his family go to the Highland Games, I think they're called. But as he's been here since he was about 17, he's not got much of a Scottish accent any more.
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Postby Palinka » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:34 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:...he's been here since he was about 17, he's not got much of a Scottish accent any more.

I didn't think I had, anymore. However, I have been working with a Glaswegian and it came back with a vengence. And with whisky too, which was nice.
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