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Postby LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:56 am

I have had many laughs this week on board, but there are two that stand out. They were both written by the same poster, Mr. Fdoosey. I give you my choices for best posts of the week:

The first is found in "I'm going to quit drinking and go to AAA" (I think that's how it goes) thread. Note: you have to read the post above it, to get the joke, but I didn't feel like doing all that copying and pasting:

fdoosey said:
I think we should all go to AA meetings and complain about how the tow truck takes two hours to get our car, and how their trip planners have outdated highway information...then say, "Oops, thought this was the AAA meeting. Sorry! Now where's the keg?"


and in "Three words" thread, this gem:

Fdoosey said:
Another pie, Oprah?


There were so many good ones this week
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Postby fdoosey » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:04 am

Aww, shucks. :oops:

You make me feel so special. And not the short bus kind, either.

My nod goes to DPAW for giving us the new rallying cry of

Go fuck yourself, Captain Mike Davis


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Postby LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:13 am

Another good one, found in the contest thread:

UnkleLemmy said:

Its so quiet.
Am I the only one who hears the music from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" playing?
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Postby UnkleLemmy » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:16 am

Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:29 am

UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.


And I would get $$$ for the rights!! I'd give money to DPAW to open up his bar and we could all move there and sit around drinking all day....
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Postby Joe Twelvepack » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:02 am

Only if we can fly in on Lucky Airlines.
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:29 am

Mr. fdoosey has returned for an encore. This little number is taken from "Wally" on the drunken stories thread. Hit it!

fdoosey said:
I will hit the bottle so hard it'll think I was Ike freakin' Turner!
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:56 pm

fdoosey wrote:Aww, shucks. :oops:

You make me feel so special. And not the short bus kind, either.

My nod goes to DPAW for giving us the new rallying cry of

Go fuck yourself, Captain Mike Davis


Brilliant words.


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Postby Combat Rock » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:04 pm

"Captain" mike davis is a butt-pirate.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:07 pm

UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.


definatley agree. i've lived in the south and i can picture it. your family must be very proud. i know i am.
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Postby Joe Twelvepack » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:08 pm

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Doesn't look much like a pirate to me. Even of the butt variety.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:11 pm

wrong type of captain, but i can tell you he looks very similar to mr. burns, but older and meaner.
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:11 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.


definatley agree. i've lived in the south and i can picture it. your family must be very proud. i know i am.


Oh yes, very proud. My mother was here in February. She kept inquiring about the outhouse. "But where does it go?"
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:53 pm

First laugh I've had today:

DeadPuppiesAndWhores, found in drinkinig stories, Our Friend Dave (I think)

they do the same thing in greece, at least on the island of crete (shithole) and in a couple of places on corfu' (really nice place, ipsos beach is full of british owned pubs on the beach. cheap booze and good times), only when you finish your shot of free tequila, you notice you and your friends are the only guys in there and you are surrounded by some of the ugliest women in all of europe and they are all wearing see thru lingerie. i still shudder that i ever got so drunk that........ well, nevermind. i will always insist it never happened.
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