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Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby frankennietzsche » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:34 pm

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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby Mr. Viking » Sun Aug 12, 2012 6:36 am

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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:43 am

List fails without TheBigCasino.
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby frankennietzsche » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:37 am

That comment calls for a big ol'

oh snap!
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby coqui_chris » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:40 am

This list has Steven King on it ... WTF????????????
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby JimLahey » Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:18 pm

It's a silly list. It's like "Oh I vow to you that from now on I shall never drink!" that's such bullshit. It doesn't work that way. I mean, Tom Waits is on the list, along with John freakin' Coltrane!! This is why I will never quit. I don't want to be on the same list as Adolf Hitler all of a sudden.
And do people actually believe Tom Waits doesn't enjoy a cold beer on the weekend? I mean I know he SAID he quit drinking, but bullshit... I don't believe it.
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:57 pm

coqui_chris wrote:This list has Steven King on it ... WTF????????????


I think that he quit after that guy ran him over with a minivan.
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby WolfOfTheWest » Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:40 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:This list has Steven King on it ... WTF????????????


I think that he quit after that guy ran him over with a minivan.


Nah, he had an intervention when he was like, 30 I think. Never touched a drop since. Says his writing benefitted from it. Fair play to the guy. He's makin' mad dolla!
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby WolfOfTheWest » Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:41 pm

WolfOfTheWest wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:This list has Steven King on it ... WTF????????????


I think that he quit after that guy ran him over with a minivan.


Nah, he had an intervention when he was like, 30 I think. Never touched a drop since. Says his writing benefitted from it. Fair play to the guy. He's makin' mad dolla!
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby frankennietzsche » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:34 pm

"Jump back. Gonna quote myself! Yeow!"
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby WolfOfTheWest » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:08 am

frankennietzsche wrote:"Jump back. Gonna quote myself! Yeow!"


Whoa... I don't even know how that happens... Lol, I was trashed last night!!
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby peetie44 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:22 am

JimLahey wrote:It's a silly list. It's like "Oh I vow to you that from now on I shall never drink!" that's such bullshit. It doesn't work that way. I mean, Tom Waits is on the list, along with John freakin' Coltrane!! This is why I will never quit. I don't want to be on the same list as Adolf Hitler all of a sudden.
And do people actually believe Tom Waits doesn't enjoy a cold beer on the weekend? I mean I know he SAID he quit drinking, but bullshit... I don't believe it.


I've known Tom, on a casual basis, for 30+ years. I haven't seen him in @9yrs, but he told me then that he'd been completely s*ober for quite awhile. Unfortunately, Tom's a "one's too many and a hundred ain't enough" type of drinker.
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:12 pm

You better watch it, Pettie. I'll put you on that list!
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby peetie44 » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:16 am

frankennietzsche wrote:You better watch it, Pettie. I'll put you on that list!


Do it...I could use a break on my insurance rates.
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Re: Wikipedia's list of Teetotalers

Postby Laksen » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:14 am

What a depressing list.
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