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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:16 pm

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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:Deep Eddy vodak/diet lemonade.

Fuckin scorcher out there


That, my friend is the Fuckin Truth. Sweated my 3rd nut off today at the F1 track.

Having Texas Internal Refrigerators and Lone Stars right now.

Lone star... you mean like the shape of your goat's ass on that day when the tree huggers weren't around?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Screwball » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:30 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
Screwball wrote:
Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:Deep Eddy vodak/diet lemonade.

Fuckin scorcher out there


That, my friend is the Fuckin Truth. Sweated my 3rd nut off today at the F1 track.

Having Texas Internal Refrigerators and Lone Stars right now.

Lone star... you mean like the shape of your goat's ass on that day when the tree huggers weren't around?


At least I get a piece of ass every once and a while, you Bordeaux Drinking Bitch.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:10 pm

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At least I get a piece of ass every once and a while, you Bordeaux Drinking Bitch.

Stop it, I'm blushing like a damsel.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby JimLahey » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:50 pm

Green Dragon. OH yes...
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Shane-O-Matic » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:59 pm

Nothing! So I'm going to the pub.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Vodkadrinker » Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:15 pm

I'm drinkin fuckin smirnoff red
Its great got a nice litre bottle here that I have just cracked open
Im feelin good here
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Bur » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:10 pm

Shane's Dentist wrote:Nothing! So I'm going to the pub.


Your Kingley Amish book looks at me the wrong way and it's yer fault!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:57 pm

Beer
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Screwball » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:33 pm

Beers.

A fuckload of Beers.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:47 pm

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Screwball wrote:Beers.

A fuckload of Beers.


I'm curious. Which is bigger: a fuckload, or a buttload?

Is there any sort of standardization there at all?

Logic would dictate that a buttload is much larger, unless you bring gestation into the mix...

Kid > dump

Dump > spooge.

You're all very welcome!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby tomodon » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:09 pm

Defined by the British Weights and Measures Association, I think the fuckload is the largest measure. Closely followed by the crap-ton.

Drank a fuckload of Bud (ran out) and now Heineken today.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby JimLahey » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:14 am

Cariboo Pale Ale, the Cariboo that comes in the blue can. Probably the best of the Cariboo series I've had so far, although the green one would have to be a close second. Might have a few shots of Finlandia vodka later before I pass out.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Patchez » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:15 am

Wasmund's Raw Single Malt Spirit with pink lemonade. Only way to make it palatable.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Bur » Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:26 am

Beer in some random bar to escape the heat outside. Weekend was rather succesful, friend destroyed the lock on his door and other such little happenings. Lots of sleeping(passing) on the floors as a minus(?) side.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?

Postby Savage » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:42 am

I'm thinking of inhaling that gas you use to crisp creme brulee. Or maybe I'll just tart up some chocolate milk with Old Spice. I mean, whatever's there, right?
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