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Olympic Drinking

Postby GinSoakedGirl » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:52 pm

I went to the Olympics today to watch the badminton. A bottle of Heineken cost £4.50 so it was a good job the pub was open at 10 for some front loading. All enjoying the games?
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby kowalski » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:07 pm

Well done. Watching the football earlier this eve - go team GB!
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby tomodon » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:21 pm

Yeah man saw a bit of swimming today and boxing. Katie Taylor the big attraction here so looking fwd to that. Shame yer man Cavendish lost.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:21 pm

I used to have a friend whose Dad claimed to have been an Olympic badminton player for Armenia. Butch Kevorkian. He sold Herbalife products, and probably didn't drink much. I was 9, and a non-drinker at the time myself, sadly
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Patchez » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:04 am

See if this helps.

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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Patchez » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:06 am

I would also like to chug during theses games, so one of you UK sots, or the lot of you, get to streaking.

One at a time though.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Bur » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:55 am

Mostly following judo. That's the stuff. If you do have a clue what is actually going on that is.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby kowalski » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:59 am

One of the best things about the Olympics is watching random sports that you never would normally watch. I got really into a table tennis match between Singapore and Belarus. Drinking Red Stripe and rooting (unsuccessfully) for Belarus...
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby GinSoakedGirl » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:36 pm

I've just finished watching the weight-lifting and had a bit of a chortle at the presenter referring to the Chinese woman's 'amazing snatch'.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Cliffie S. Bockerson » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:49 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:I've just finished watching the weight-lifting and had a bit of a chortle at the presenter referring to the Chinese woman's 'amazing snatch'.


She's *really* going to be a hit if she medals in the "clean and jerk"

I guess, now that i think about it, olympic weightlifting is one big giant sexual innuendo. Ironic it generally accounts for the least attractive athletes at the games.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:42 pm

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea will emerge triumphant!
But the Western media will not cover their Triumph! They are racist against us....them and their Young General!
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Crystal » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:19 pm

I went to the fair on Sunday, and it cost $10 for a beer.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Smatter Noguts » Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:07 pm

Crystal wrote:I went to the fair on Sunday, and it cost $10 for a beer.
We are kicking ass! USA! USA! USA!

Manditory flask pricing.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Wingman » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:43 pm

Bur wrote: If you do have a clue what is actually going on that is.


that covers a lot of sports, especially where they wear a lot of clothes, like the judo. fencing, for instance. that french fencer is hottnesssx, but they cover her all the way up with fencing clothes and whatnot.
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Re: Olympic Drinking

Postby Wingman » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:18 pm

Patchez wrote:See if this helps.

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this is cool. The Redhead wants to know if it's michael phelps in a visa ad, does that bump it from two drinks to one shot?







i told her, "yes."
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