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by GinSoakedGirl » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:53 pm
Marking a child's essay and they have basically written in dialect, Riddley Walker style. I'm getting quite into it now. It was so absorbing that I nearly spilled red wine on it. Oooooh, get me - red wine. That's right you arses, red wine. How'd you like them middle class apples?
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"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
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by JohnnyT » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:59 pm
Red wine is far too civilized for the likes of me.
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by Smatter Noguts » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:32 pm
Halfway to a Brutal Hammer is aces by me.
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by Savage » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:37 am
Take it out back and beat it, until it speaks in tongues. And switch to champagne.
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by treetop » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:23 am
whooo!!!!! show us your middle class apples and we'll throw necklaces of beads at you.
wait, is that even a thing?
wait, is that even a thing?
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by G_W » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:21 pm
First read through I thought you said "Making a child is easy." I then proceeded to be all WHAT THE FUCK?! I have since calmed down.
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by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:06 am
More intrigued to read the essay "in dialect". Not so much into wine unless we're chugging.
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by GinSoakedGirl » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:35 am
The wine was a present. Everyone seems to think teachers enjoy drinking red wine rather than say, Special Brew or generic Tesco gin. Still, it's the thought that counts. That and the alcohol content.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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by Bounced » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:38 am
Looks who's all high and mighty with her imperialist red wine.
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by kowalski » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:40 am
I know a bunch of teachers, and they all like wine. Wonder why...
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by peetie44 » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:43 am
Red wine is a gateway beverage...to COMMUNISM!
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by Bur » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:45 am
I like wine too but greatly prefer liquers. And as of late cheap beer has been growing on me as well. If beer is acquired taste, why not just acquire taste for cheap beer.
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by TheBigCasino » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:02 pm
Shane's Dentist wrote:Not Kahlua? Drambuie?
Nice! I see what you did there.
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by frankennietzsche » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:26 pm
peetie44 wrote:Red wine is a gateway beverage...to COMMUNISM!
I heartily agree!
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