Marking a child's essay and they have basically written in dialect, Riddley Walker style. I'm getting quite into it now. It was so absorbing that I nearly spilled red wine on it. Oooooh, get me - red wine. That's right you arses, red wine. How'd you like them middle class apples?
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk