by slipperyyoke » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:31 pm
A case of Straub and some Pikesville Rye. I had to jump the Mason Dixon line into Maryland to get the Pikesville. Fuck you PA liquor laws/prices. Eastbound and down motherfuckers.
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.