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The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby steved2112 » Sat May 19, 2012 11:22 am

I don't know if the product is any good, but this is a fun promo video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWiJceBGVA
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Judge » Sat May 19, 2012 11:35 am

Sounds absolutely disgusting. However, that's a great promo piece. If I come across this I'll have to purchase one just to support the efforts of forward thinking hooch producers.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby treetop » Sun May 20, 2012 11:48 am

there's a restaurant nearby that offers up a red wine and vodka martini named after a d list local celebrity who, incidentally, fell asleep at my wedding. she kinda looks like scully.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby treetop » Sun May 20, 2012 11:51 am

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there she is now.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Wingman » Sun May 20, 2012 7:43 pm

she doesn't look anything like scully.

i got a brutal hammer in a bar one time. everybody just looked at me weird. i told them to try it. they're own, of course, not mine.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Sun May 20, 2012 7:51 pm

The name of Scully has been besmirched! I will not stand for this!
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby treetop » Mon May 21, 2012 4:17 am

she looks a lot more like scully than you prats.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Miklo » Mon May 21, 2012 11:09 am

I have never ordered one of these in a bar, i will the next time im at my local. brutal hammer has this ring to it and to me its a serious drink, whoever is drinkin one means business. i got a good story with drinking these. I was at a friends house then this young buck shows up, hes the friend of a friend and uninvited, and is talking shit about out drinking everone there and beer pong this and beer pong that, so being the instigator that i am, i challenge him to brutal hammers, what the fuck is that, wine is for bitches and old men. so since he was bragging about beer pong i tell him we should mix it up and play beer pong with this so called bitch drink, needles to say he didnt make past the first game and i gurantee he knows why there called brutal now. and just for good measure i continued drinking them for the rest of the night. fucking amatures!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Savage » Fri May 25, 2012 12:09 am

well, i think i need some of this spscully whatever the heck its called. but yes officer i been drinking.
and the Brutal Blonde is good. Vodka and champagne.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby JimLahey » Fri May 25, 2012 1:30 am

I can't fathom what kind of sick hangover you would have from this shit. Why do people drink this? Ok I get it, to get drunk, but you can get drunk on so many other things that won't get you that haggard! Shit, I dunno, maybe it's just me but vodka gives me the worst hangovers, coupled with red wine seems like a disaster. A bottle of whiskey and I'm generally fine the next morning but I would not want to try this concoction... unless you're buyin'...
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Savage » Fri May 25, 2012 1:59 am

JimLahey wrote:I can't fathom what kind of sick hangover you would have from this shit. Why do people drink this? Ok I get it, to get drunk, but you can get drunk on so many other things that won't get you that haggard! Shit, I dunno, maybe it's just me but vodka gives me the worst hangovers, coupled with red wine seems like a disaster. A bottle of whiskey and I'm generally fine the next morning but I would not want to try this concoction... unless you're buyin'...



well seriously, I don't get hangovers. genetic, or whatever, anyway...

but this whole thing about mixing booze with cheap champ is either a brilliant idea, or an abomination to God. your call. Me, I vote for brilliant. But do take into account, that I have been drinking a lot.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Wingman » Fri May 25, 2012 7:23 am

JimLahey wrote:I can't fathom what kind of sick hangover you would have from this shit. Why do people drink this? Ok I get it, to get drunk, but you can get drunk on so many other things that won't get you that haggard! Shit, I dunno, maybe it's just me but vodka gives me the worst hangovers, coupled with red wine seems like a disaster. A bottle of whiskey and I'm generally fine the next morning but I would not want to try this concoction... unless you're buyin'...


don't knock it 'til you've tried it....

but sure, it is called a "brutal hammer."
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Bur » Sat May 26, 2012 4:25 am

Hangovers are much like dying, for fools and special occasions
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Mr. Viking » Sat May 26, 2012 4:36 am

Savage wrote:well, i think i need some of this spscully whatever the heck its called. but yes officer i been drinking.
and the Brutal Blonde is good. Vodka and champagne.

my grandad always used to have brandy in his champagne at christmas, so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to use vodka. I like brandy and champagne.
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Re: The Brutal Hammer goes mainstream?

Postby Savage » Sat May 26, 2012 10:12 pm

brandy and sparkling: a classic made in heaven. great for the brunch thing. eases one into the horror that is sunday. because sunday morphs into monday.
which in this week's case is not so bad, since we'll be bbqing on the new grill and guzzling liquid refreshment all day monday, and will quite possibly not remember much about tuesday.
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