Canada

[ScurvyDog]

I then need to experience more of Canada. I went to Montreal and wasn't impressed!

[JimLahey]

I agree with the dog, I've been to Montreal 3 times or so, and it was meh. Much prefer Vancouver or Toronto.

[Crystal]

You should come check out the Golden Gate Bridge. It just turned 75. Then, check out Pier 39, Fisherman's Wharf, see the Giants play America's sport- and you can meet Judge, Ruiner, myself and my two kids. Just a thought..

[Smatter Noguts]

Beware if you have any DUI type shit on your licence during the last 5 years when you go in, they won't let you drive there.

I'm old enough to remember the acid-rain lecture they'd give we ugly Americans (yes, Canadians aren't Americans) and the holier-than-thou crap going back to Trudeau.

Had a friend ticketed for having an open container in his boat in a fly-in fishing lake he paid Ontario big money to have the priviledge of fishing in.

In short, let's invade the fuckers, take thier oil and teach them to practice free speech, which they also curtail.

Gotta disagree about Montreal, though. Those Frenchie strippers are smokin' hot.

[peetie44]

I lived in Toronto (Sept 9/1978 until @Oct/1993)...visited all 10 provinces, Labrador, Cape Breton and the Northwest Territories.

Most folks I met were, ya know, like, good shits and all, see...but every now and then you might run into a bunchafuckingoofs, eh?

Let Stompin' Tom explain it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=012Bo_iihpI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH3-nrncrvA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGmHuEhLWso

[coqui_chris]

Don't forget to visit Stu Hart's Dungeon

[BBoozer]

Now look what y'all done, you made me want to visit Canada. For cryin' out loud!!!

[Wingman]

take some granola; if you're real still, a canadian will come up and eat right out of your hand!

Wingman, you like that joke way too much.
Also, it is clear that you have never been to Elmwood, Farmington or Crawfordsville (city of Ben Hur).

i have been told i tell the same jokes a lot. but why mess with perfection, i say. can't say that i have been to those towns, but can't guarantee i haven't, either. i was considering only large cities for that list, though. clearly savannah is the best place in the world.

i liked montreal. not a must-see for a tour of canada, but i enjoyed it.

take canada first!

[JohnnyT]

I also loved Toronto.


And I really loved Windsor when I was underage, what with the full bar full nude 18 and up strip clubs.


Oh oh oh, and as a bonus, see, when I gave the lady at the exchange booth in Windsor a hundred US bucks, she gave me something like 130 canadian dollars. Those people are so nice.

[Resident Asshole]

Sudbury/Ontario in January is always nice... {;^)>

Seriously, there are SO many things to do/see in Canada that I don't know where to begin...but if you can, go to Quebec City/Quebec and St John's/Newfoundland.

Having spent time on Toronto, Windsor, Calgary, Kamloops, other parts of BC and such, I do really want to go to Newfoundland.

[coqui_chris]

I tend to like their sketch comedy series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnof0ikuudA

[ThirstyDrunk]

Yeah, I been to Canadia a few times but still all I know of the people I learned from watching Red Green and Trailer Park Boys.

[frankennietzsche]

(I might have posted this before, but it should be re-entered into the record.)

[tomodon]

Defo worth a re-post. I'd split her in half etc....

[sloweducation]

Toronto is great, and if you are looking for outdoors Banff is awesome...you used to be able to drink the water out of the lake.