Honestly? Apple, blackcurrant and beetroot juice. In 5 minutes when I've finished this increasingly desperate game of poker? Apple, blackcurrant and beetroot juice with gin in it. Nummy nummy num num num.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice." - Abraham Lincoln in an address to the Washington Temperance Society in 1842