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Re: I need advice.

Postby Chimneyfish » Sat May 12, 2012 2:06 am

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Re: I need advice.

Postby Wingman » Sat May 12, 2012 9:21 am

yeah, sounds like (from what i can tell from text, you know), you should call them. for you, not for them. staying in touch with family is pretty much always good advice.

call 'em when you're relaxed, 3-5 beers works best for me (i don't exactly look forward to talking to my family), but not hammered. where you think the world is a good place, whatever number of drinks that is for you.

most importantly, don't listen to thirsty! he's just trying to push his candycrack on you. wait, that sounds dirtier than it should....
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Re: I need advice.

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sat May 12, 2012 2:52 pm

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Wingman » Sat May 12, 2012 3:24 pm

you should listen to thirsty.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby coqui_chris » Sat May 12, 2012 5:05 pm

Wingman wrote:you should listen to thirsty.


He's pre-med
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Re: I need advice.

Postby peetie44 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:50 pm

coqui_chris wrote:
Wingman wrote:you should listen to thirsty.


He's pre-med


I thought he was off his meds...?!??
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat May 12, 2012 7:00 pm

There are rumors that the day people understand Thirsty, the Universe will rearrange itself into something even more mysterious. And apparently it has already happened twice. At least that's what the PBR people whisper on stormy nights, gathered around a strong fire, charcoaling wild animals and wiener sausages.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby ChiliDawg » Sat May 12, 2012 9:49 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:There are rumors that the day people understand Thirsty, the Universe will rearrange itself into something even more mysterious. And apparently it has already happened twice. At least that's what the PBR people whisper on stormy nights, gathered around a strong fire, charcoaling wild animals and wiener sausages.


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Re: I need advice.

Postby TheBigCasino » Sat May 12, 2012 11:20 pm

Let me ask you this, and trust me, I know any advice I give (as one who lives far away from his family) will pale in comparison to anything Judge has to say - but anyway, what do you want. there was a time where you fell into a group, few were far, and it was kinda like this eccentric brotherhood, a brotherhood of the road, of miles, airports and rest stops. Those days have past, we are all far, it all boils down to what you want, in relation to what you can handle.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sun May 13, 2012 2:54 am

ChiliDawg wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:There are rumors that the day people understand Thirsty, the Universe will rearrange itself into something even more mysterious. And apparently it has already happened twice. At least that's what the PBR people whisper on stormy nights, gathered around a strong fire, charcoaling wild animals and wiener sausages.


Ha! Frenchman said weiner. Juvenile commentary, out!

I am puzzled, I don't understand the pun. Wiener sausages don't always come from Vienna of course, but... Well, I really don't understand.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 13, 2012 3:05 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:Ha! Frenchman said weiner. Juvenile commentary, out!

I am puzzled, I don't understand the pun. Wiener sausages don't always come from Vienna of course, but... Well, I really don't understand.


I just think it was that somebody said wiener. I think chilidawg is on that level. I'm there
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sun May 13, 2012 3:40 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:Ha! Frenchman said weiner. Juvenile commentary, out!

I am puzzled, I don't understand the pun. Wiener sausages don't always come from Vienna of course, but... Well, I really don't understand.


I just think it was that somebody said wiener. I think chilidawg is on that level. I'm there

What do you mean you're here?
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Wingman » Sun May 13, 2012 1:54 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:What do you mean you're here?


maybe chilidawg is a weiner dog? dawg, rather?
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Patchez » Sun May 13, 2012 2:38 pm

MMMMMMM chilli wiener dawgs.
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Re: I need advice.

Postby Screwball » Sun May 13, 2012 2:43 pm

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