Customary First Post
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Customary First Post
by OtisCampbell » Sat May 12, 2012 11:12 pm
Pina Coladas for everyone!
Pipe down, Otis!!!!
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Re: Customary First Post
by Mother Goose » Sat May 12, 2012 11:18 pm
That's a weak-ass first drink offering. :) I hate coconut. :) That said, welcome and good tidings.
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Re: Customary First Post
by ThirstyDrunk » Sun May 13, 2012 12:17 am
WElcome keep the drinks coming.
Cheers
Cheers
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Re: Customary First Post
by Mr Boozificator » Sun May 13, 2012 2:14 am
Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: Customary First Post
by JimLahey » Sun May 13, 2012 12:59 pm
Welcome! Skip the pineapple and just hand me the rum!
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Re: Customary First Post
by GinSoakedGirl » Sun May 13, 2012 1:21 pm
Ooooh, I haven't had a pina colada for years! Ta very much! I shall steal an excellent quote from Palinka..
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
Post drunk.
Post often.
Post drunk often.
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Re: Customary First Post
by Wingman » Sun May 13, 2012 2:05 pm
welcome to paradise.
i'm dead undrunk, andy, but i expect to get over it....
i'm dead undrunk, andy, but i expect to get over it....
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Customary First Post
by Patchez » Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 pm
I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.
Cheers and Well Met!!
Cheers and Well Met!!
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Re: Customary First Post
by Mr Boozificator » Sun May 13, 2012 3:08 pm
Patchez wrote:I'll skip the colada, as I to have an aversion to coconut. Instead I'll have a nice smoky single malt.
Cheers and Well Met!!
Can I get a single malt to forget my pina colada, there was way too much pineapple in it.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman. William Shakespeare.
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Re: Customary First Post
by Rumhead » Sun May 13, 2012 6:10 pm
Mr Boozificator wrote:Thanks, welcome, more rum in mine please.
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Re: Customary First Post
by peetie44 » Sun May 13, 2012 7:53 pm
Welcome, friend...now let's get ripped on those pina coladas.
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Re: Customary First Post
by ScurvyDog » Mon May 14, 2012 1:19 pm
Cheers, but I will enjoy a bourbon neat. A pina colada would make me shit sideways these days!
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Re: Customary First Post
by Bluto » Mon May 14, 2012 1:51 pm
Welcome aboard. Let's keep the rum flowing.
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