Gray Pubic Hair

[JimLahey]

Whoa! It's Bigfoot!

[Savage]

Maybe they'll turn white.

And spread over your whole body ...

oh shit, that's nasty

[Savage]

I got more worries about the silver hairs I saw in my blonde head hairs, before most of my hairs decided to go on vacation. Fine thing, when you get sickish and your hairs fall out, so they give you medicine that makes your hairs fall out even more. Meh. If I were a guy, I'd just shave the whole mess and rock the hardass look. Too bad it doesn't work so much for a short weeny grandma.

[One for the Frog]

Oh now, that is just nasty as all get out. And for your information, I dye everything purple, and have for forty years.

I always thought it was green

[John Barleycorn]

Whoa! It's Bigfoot!

Bigfoot's albino uncle.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Whoa! It's Bigfoot!

Samsquanch

[Aloysius82]

Remember that part in Forrest Gump where Lt. Dan tells Forrest about changing his socks and how important his feet are? How come there's never any talk about keeping your balls clean?
It's been my experience that that area chafes a lot more if you don't keep it dry and groomed. My feet are like rocks at this point, I can go for a jog barefoot and it doesn't bother me.
But if I don't have a fresh dose of ball powder for my good old Tom, Dick, & Harry, I'd be up shit creek without a penis...

So you march with your balls?

To be fair, I pretty much do everything with my balls. They're my best buddies in the whole wide world.

[peetie44]

I got more worries about the silver hairs I saw in my blonde head hairs, before most of my hairs decided to go on vacation. Fine thing, when you get sickish and your hairs fall out, so they give you medicine that makes your hairs fall out even more. Meh. If I were a guy, I'd just shave the whole mess and rock the hardass look. Too bad it doesn't work so much for a short weeny grandma.

"Lucy...let me splain it to you, honey."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPCmIxv ... re=related

[Savage]

Well, now, I know who I'm inviting to my next tea party. She can bring the petits fours.

[GinSoakedGirl]

Remember that part in Forrest Gump where Lt. Dan tells Forrest about changing his socks and how important his feet are? How come there's never any talk about keeping your balls clean?
It's been my experience that that area chafes a lot more if you don't keep it dry and groomed. My feet are like rocks at this point, I can go for a jog barefoot and it doesn't bother me.
But if I don't have a fresh dose of ball powder for my good old Tom, Dick, & Harry, I'd be up shit creek without a penis...

So you march with your balls?

To be fair, I pretty much do everything with my balls. They're my best buddies in the whole wide world.

Those are his rifles, those are his guns...