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For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple seconds

Postby Chimneyfish » Thu May 03, 2012 10:46 pm

The binge drinking machine? Mouth spray that gets you drunk in seconds - but you undrunk up just as fast

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A new gadget is designed to get people drunk INSTANTLY.

The makers claim, however, that the 'harm' is limited, because you undrunk up equally rapidly.

The alcohol is delivered via an aerosol spray, so people feel briefly drunk, then undrunk up.

But however quickly people might recover, drunkenness can lead to accidents - and it's also unclear how the device could be misused by alcoholics.

Two American scientists designed the device - a small spray that gives you that instant drunk sensation from less than a drop of alcohol.

The feeling lasts just seconds - but when it fades, you are undrunk and able to carry on with your day.

The 'Wahh Quantum Sensations' delivers just a miniscule dose of alcohol - 0.075ml - directly in to your mouth, but thanks to the aerosol effect, the effect is instantaneous.

With a typical drink containing 40 to 60ml of alcohol, the scientists say it would take a thousand sprays to get the equivalent amount of alcohol into your system.

French designer Philippe Starck and Franco-American scientist David Edwards say the advantages is to enjoy the drunk sensation with none of the harmful effects of alcohol on the body.

Unveiling the spray in Paris yesterday, Starck said: 'The question is how to do good without doing harm. Wahh is an alternative that offers the idea of ​​intoxication without its adverse effects.'

The product is about to go on sale in Europe for 20 Euros, with each capsule offering 21 'shots'. UK distribution plans have not been unveiled yet.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... z1tsBLrZkT
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby Mr Boozificator » Fri May 04, 2012 12:00 am

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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby Bur » Fri May 04, 2012 12:47 am

What the.. Problem is when I get drunk I want to stay drunk.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby Mr. Viking » Fri May 04, 2012 2:32 am

sounds like bullshit to me. Probably tested on a group of idiots, like the ones who consistently pretend to be drunk with placebo drinks. I strongly doubt that this would make you feel drunk
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby Freddie AppsHero » Fri May 04, 2012 4:17 am

Yeah, that does sound like bullshit. Intoxication does not work that way!

It'd be better off as an alcohol breath spray/deodourant. Scent it proud, boys.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby peetie44 » Fri May 04, 2012 9:21 am

Do they mean "legally drunk" or knee-walkin', porcelain huggin' drunk?
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby JohnnyT » Fri May 04, 2012 9:31 am

What is this douchebaggery?
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Postby Crystal » Fri May 04, 2012 1:10 pm

I like to drink to get drunk. I enjoy the whole process. I don't want to spray my mouth thousands of times with an aerosol spray. I want to drink my way to being drunk.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby JimLahey » Fri May 04, 2012 1:14 pm

This is horrible, and I wouldn't trust this thing.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby coqui_chris » Fri May 04, 2012 2:23 pm

If I quoted Dylan Thomas once, I'll quote Dylan Thomas 1,000 times:

"I liked the taste of beer, its live white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet brown walls of the glass, the tilted rush to the lips and the slow swallowing down to the lapping belly, the salt on the tongue, the foam at the corners."
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 04, 2012 3:55 pm

WEll, I guess now I gotta hire me a ho to spray this shit in my mouth in between shots of whiskey and beer.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby Screwball » Fri May 04, 2012 4:44 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:WEll, I guess now I gotta hire me a ho to spray this shit in my mouth in between shots of whiskey and beer.


Make sure she gotta wide ass for the cocaine.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri May 04, 2012 5:26 pm

Screwball wrote:Make sure she gotta wide ass for the cocaine.


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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby JimLahey » Fri May 04, 2012 10:13 pm

Gotta love them ghetto booties.
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Re: For when you want to get drunk but only for a couple sec

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri May 04, 2012 10:39 pm

What about. The taste of beer does that stupid spray have that.
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