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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Bluto » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:58 pm

I've got a couple of hours to kill this afternoon. PM for digits if you dont have them already.

Edit: 6-25-12 the offer's still open
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Postby Skot Eleventeen » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:28 am

long time away from my board and looking to DD some fucking drunkard ... pm
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Yuka » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:43 am

y u so obscene?stop it. guys, come on, we CAN drink with class
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:55 pm

Yuka wrote:y u so obscene?stop it. guys, come on, we CAN drink with class


Speak for yourself. and make with the bourbon PRONTO.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby WastelessPointOfTime » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:06 am

mr.dirty pants wrote:This thread makes me sad to see all the old timers who used to log on but have not done so for several years.


Wow, going back to page 1, indeed. Like a time machine.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby fdoosey » Wed May 02, 2012 3:04 pm

WastelessPointOfTime wrote:
mr.dirty pants wrote:This thread makes me sad to see all the old timers who used to log on but have not done so for several years.


Wow, going back to page 1, indeed. Like a time machine.


Yeah, ghosts and shit resurface to haunt you.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Savage » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:13 am

This crowd getting too old. No DD posts for a month?
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby MiserableBastard » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:45 am

New person who hasn't ingratiated themselves,
I will call whomever fancy's a chat!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Shane-O-Matic » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:27 pm

Just received a DD from Bur, who was drunk enough to be speaking fluent Scottish. It's apparently a big day for drinking and partying in Finland, and his call suggests that he and his friends are doing it well.

KIPPIS! You mad and crazy drunks! I salute you!
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Wingman » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:25 pm

Shane's Dentist wrote: drunk enough to be speaking fluent Scottish!


SOOOOOOOOONNN....
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Bur » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:49 am

Shane's Dentist wrote:Just received a DD from Bur, who was drunk enough to be speaking fluent Scottish. It's apparently a big day for drinking and partying in Finland, and his call suggests that he and his friends are doing it well.

KIPPIS! You mad and crazy drunks! I salute you!


Yes,yes I have some flashes about something along these lines.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Savage » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:40 am

Damn, this thread makes me sad. I so used to love the DDs from the MDMers.
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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby UnkleLemmy » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:56 am

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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Patchez » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:48 am

i m fukked up... call me ya slags.

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Re: Drunk dial Thread

Postby Patchez » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:33 am

Call me ya lush monkeys. pm fer da #
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