Lost my job Thursday, after almost 2 years; an then tore what appears to be my medial and lateral ligaments in my left knee.
Going to rehab on the couch
Sorry, just ventin.....
Well shit...
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Well shit...
by greygoose » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:11 am
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Re: Well shit...
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:15 am
Rub some dirt on it.
Shine your light, move it on, you burn so bright, roll on John.
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Re: Well shit...
by Screwball » Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:16 pm
I suggest Drinking Booze. Drink enough and that knee will be right as rain. Or at least you won't feel it.
Sorry about the job thing. Been there, done that and it sucks.
Sorry about the job thing. Been there, done that and it sucks.
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Re: Well shit...
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:28 pm
We told you to stop wearing that dickhat.
Shine your light, move it on, you burn so bright, roll on John.
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Re: Well shit...
by ScurvyDog » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:38 pm
No worries there are lots of jobs out there!
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Re: Well shit...
by peetie44 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:55 pm
Apply for jobs in various disguises; both drunk and undrunk. See who gives you a call-back and then act accordingly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"You're not an alcoholic untill the facade falls apart." -- Negromancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Well shit...
by Cliffie S. Bockerson » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:01 pm
at least you didn't rip the anterior too...
It is better to hobble drunk than undrunk. Hope you heal up good, and that you remain drunk enough not to recall any sort of rehab.
Upwards and drunkwards!
It is better to hobble drunk than undrunk. Hope you heal up good, and that you remain drunk enough not to recall any sort of rehab.
Upwards and drunkwards!
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Re: Well shit...
by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:02 pm
My advice is to drink heavliy, don't bathe for three days, and shave off half your moustache.
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Re: Well shit...
by Mr Boozificator » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:16 pm
Nothing one of your legendaries power naps won't solve.
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An alcoholic is someone who drinks just as much as you do but whom you don't like.
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Re: Well shit...
by beerkegbilly » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:13 pm
Go to hospital the Doctor gives you Oxycontin get hook sell your computer and all of your junk.Turn to heroin rob stores to get your fix.
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Re: Well shit...
by greygoose » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:47 pm
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:We told you to stop wearing that dickhat.
someone wants a mandal up they ass.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Re: Well shit...
by frankennietzsche » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:10 pm
Buck up, camper. Tomorrow's a new day.
C'mon, let's go make s'mores.
Here's an idea for that leggy thing problem: find a physical therapy programme at a small university/college near you and get free help.
C'mon, let's go make s'mores.
Here's an idea for that leggy thing problem: find a physical therapy programme at a small university/college near you and get free help.
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Re: Well shit...
by Savage » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:41 am
Oh dear. I am so sorry for you, but I have a prescription for you. 10 ounces of bourbon, administered every half-hour. I am not a doctor, but I am a drunk, so you can follow my directives without worry.
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Re: Well shit...
by Patchez » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:39 pm
Sorry to hear about the job loss, seems to be going around. Good luck in the search. As peetie said, think outside the corproate soul stealing world as well as within.
Good luck with the leg as well. no need to heap more of the same home remedies on you too. you know what to do.
Good luck with the leg as well. no need to heap more of the same home remedies on you too. you know what to do.
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