DrunkAgain wrote:OK, so here goes. This is why I haven't been around for awhile. Well this and I didn't have a computer, but I digress...
I was hung over on a Sunday morning. So naturally I cooked some bacon and made a peanut butter & bacon sandwich. Washed it down with a PBR tallboy and proceeded to go out to cut the grass (which I've done about a MILLION times before) and I had been avoiding for the 2 previous weeks.
I was 3 steps away from finishing up the yard and was mowing along the fence when I stepped back into a LARGE log.
The rest is history as they say...
NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
So kids, listen when they tell you power tools, hangovers, peanut butter, bacon and PBR don't mix!
OMFG, you poor dear. On the other hand (or should that be foot?) think of the money you'll save on pedicures.