For every scar there is a story...

[Savage]

OK, so here goes. This is why I haven't been around for awhile. Well this and I didn't have a computer, but I digress...

I was hung over on a Sunday morning. So naturally I cooked some bacon and made a peanut butter & bacon sandwich. Washed it down with a PBR tallboy and proceeded to go out to cut the grass (which I've done about a MILLION times before) and I had been avoiding for the 2 previous weeks.

I was 3 steps away from finishing up the yard and was mowing along the fence when I stepped back into a LARGE log.
The rest is history as they say...


NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before http://postimage.org/image/b906u8hd7/
After http://s19.postimage.org/6zcg41uyr/Fucked_Up_Foot_2.jpg


So kids, listen when they tell you power tools, hangovers, peanut butter, bacon and PBR don't mix!

OMFG, you poor dear. On the other hand (or should that be foot?) think of the money you'll save on pedicures.

[Savage]

send brickbats, carbombs, and the like, to Savage, care of moderndrunkardmagazine.

[Savage]

Seriously? Seriously? That really happened? You poor fellow. And I felt pitiful because I fell down the fucking stairs and broke teeth.

[DrunkAgain]

OK, so here goes. This is why I haven't been around for awhile. Well this and I didn't have a computer, but I digress...

I was hung over on a Sunday morning. So naturally I cooked some bacon and made a peanut butter & bacon sandwich. Washed it down with a PBR tallboy and proceeded to go out to cut the grass (which I've done about a MILLION times before) and I had been avoiding for the 2 previous weeks.

I was 3 steps away from finishing up the yard and was mowing along the fence when I stepped back into a LARGE log.
The rest is history as they say...


NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before http://postimage.org/image/b906u8hd7/
After http://s19.postimage.org/6zcg41uyr/Fucked_Up_Foot_2.jpg


So kids, listen when they tell you power tools, hangovers, peanut butter, bacon and PBR don't mix!

Whoa, sorry about that bro. Is your balance ok, because usually the lack of toes is a huge problem in that field. I remember one of our wounded had some sort of small prothesis specifically designed for that, otherwise he had real difficulties to climb stairways.

What balance? I can do stairs up and down ok but my dreams of being a ballerina are shot.

Cons: Worst pain EVER (was swearing in tongues)
Pros: Best DRUGS EVER
UNLIKE the Warning Label...best mixed with BOOZE.

[Negromancer]

Bwhaha, holy shit!

[Invictus]

Put my hand through a glass coffee table, bird-like scar from my thumb across to my middle finger, up my index finger and down my palm and through most of my 'lifeline'.

Run over as a pedestrian. Forehead scar, broken nose w/scar, broken leg w/bionically tampered scars.


I like 'em though.

[treetop]

so there i am, me. doing the stupid punch list stuff on the job, i am.
(that's best said with a frenchie accent. they with the pronouns are not so good them)
i get a giant chunk of checked 2x that only happens to hook up on my palm because i have a mostly healed scar from where i inadvertently stabbed myself a couple of weeks ago. one thing leads to another.
on that note, reach the beach was the best new wave record ever released.

[Mr Boozificator]

so there i am, me. doing the stupid punch list stuff on the job, i am.
(that's best said with a frenchie accent. they with the pronouns are not so good them)
i get a giant chunk of checked 2x that only happens to hook up on my palm because i have a mostly healed scar from where i inadvertently stabbed myself a couple of weeks ago. one thing leads to another.
on that note, reach the beach was the best new wave record ever released.

I didn't understand a word, but I raise my glass.

[treetop]

cheers on the glass raising and likewise to you, good sir. also, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8&ob=av2e

[Mr Boozificator]

cheers on the glass raising and likewise to you, good sir. also, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8&ob=av2e

Is it me or does the guy look like a younger version of Bowie?

[greygoose]

who posted bail for 'prick?

[Savage]

I always tell Grumpy to wear his steel-toed work boots, but does he listen? Hell no. Just like he didn't listen back in 2006, when I said, shit, our house is worth almost a half million dollars! Let's sell! Naw, and today, he is an old guy who has no chance of retiring. At least he still has his toes. Ouchie, DrunkAgain.