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i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby treetop » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:40 am

just saying.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby BBoozer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:53 am

Still, I like his poems about bags. When you're drunk, they're not so bad.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby JimLahey » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:51 pm

Right, he's just misunderstood.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby Screwball » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:27 pm

I have been awake since 2am, just got home from work and Drank 2 big ass tugs of rum and 3 Lone Star tallboys.


What the Fuck is fartmo talking about? Have I lost the ability to comprehend what I read?


I'll get high in a bit then maybe I'll understand.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby Screwball » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:36 pm

I do like his name. I might steal it after he is banned.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:41 pm

Screwball wrote:I do like his name. I might steal it after he is banned.


DAMMIT!
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby treetop » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:23 pm

Screwball wrote:
I'll get high in a bit then maybe I'll understand.

i am treetop and i approve this message.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby beerkegbilly » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:39 pm

I think it is selling bag like purses and junk.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:23 pm

beerkegbilly wrote:I think it is selling bag like purses and junk.


Well thank god somebody has made some sense of this.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:05 am

Yup. Though, I agree. Whilst highly in-un-sob'ricated, there is something poetic about his poems...



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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby Savage » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:28 am

I collect purses, and sometimes, i fart, but if you want to ban him, I bow to your awesome knowledge.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:24 am

First they came for Fartmo and I did not speak out because I was not Fartmo...
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby treetop » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:07 am

just because you think state of grace avs are cool doesn't give you the right to judge fartmo!
in russia, fartmo judges you.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby coqui_chris » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:27 am

I don't know who Fartmo is ...

But my Old Lady told me that my flatulence was vibrating the whole couch from 3 cushions away last night.
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Re: i don't think fartmo belongs here

Postby Savage » Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:40 am

Yeah, well you know what? I fart roses and shit pearls.

and yeah, I did have to say that.
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