sissies read this

[One for the Frog]

You are a sissie.
Drink Jager, or whatever. I can't help you.

[Smatter Noguts]

No I'm not.

So just shut up and keep sucking my cock, fairy.

[beerkegbilly]

HUH ?

[ScurvyDog]

Do you drink Zima?

[Judge]

The Frog called me on my commute home. And his commute as well. Of course mine was nearing 6pm Pacific time and his was 3am Budapest time. I was impressed on his ability to be understood on speaker phone. He relates that all is well behind the remnants of the Iron Curtain and you all should show some respect. He's well past 6' tall and gives one hell of a head butt.

Here he is on a 24 hour California tour:


After a 24 hour travel of flights from Hungary to Germany to California. He was soon passed out on my kitchen floor.

[beerkegbilly]

Do you drink Zima?

I got story about Zima I was a senior in high school and earth day was on a Saturday.We had clean a road for are class Project
school yard pals and I hided case of Zima in the woods.We planned to fill up bottles of clear pepsi emptied and we refilled with Zima .To drink as we where cleaning.The only time I drank Zima in my life Sorry hijacking this trend.

All of you drink Nonalcoholic beer

[Judge]

More of that day:

SFO Tourist:


Outside the Dirty Bird:




Outside Red's Recovery Room (since closed down):


At the 440 Club:





Fading out in my backyard:


Out:


All of this was accomplished in about 4 hours. Because I had to drive and wasn't having this whole spend 2 hours in each tavern. We hit them and hit them fast.

[One for the Frog]

This was not accomplished in 4 hours, as that time Lufthansa had free beer on intercontinental flights. And that bloke on the pictures is not me.

[Mr Boozificator]

But... There isn't any booze on those pics?
Edit: oh, yes sorry, I see it now.

[Jiggers McCoy]

You are a sissie.
Drink Jager, or whatever. I can't help you.

Hell, if you're buyin...

[beerkegbilly]

Same this round on you.

[One for the Frog]

Sorry.
What about a drambuie? That's less girly.

[Savage]

Oh, feck those drunken dorks. Crystal is the one. She reminds me of my youngest, my little Christina. We need to find her "The One" and soon. Time is a wasting. Soon she will be 23. Old maid land, or so her grandmother would say, (That being the gran who told me I was an old maid, when I was about to turn 25, and (gasp!) had yet to find a mate. I so messed up her world, when I met the Grump, married him within two months, and birthed our first child ten and a half months later. I expect any day now, that my darling child will drag some boyo dork to our door, and announce that she is going to become a bride. Of course, there is some unpleasant precedent for this: her older sister presented a butthead to us, married it, and, after two of the most darling little boys in the world came into being, had to divorce the POS, on accounta he is, and has always been, a major asshole. I would go to his front door with a flamethrower, but I cannot bring myself to to anything to upset my darling grandboys.
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[coqui_chris]

Do you drink Zima?

I got story about Zima I was a senior in high school and earth day was on a Saturday.We had clean a road for are class Project
school yard pals and I hided case of Zima in the woods.We planned to fill up bottles of clear pepsi emptied and we refilled with Zima .To drink as we where cleaning.The only time I drank Zima in my life Sorry hijacking this trend.

All of you drink Nonalcoholic beer

I just like the fact that you have a story that revolves around celebrating Earth Day

[ScurvyDog]

I thought poeple that celebrated earth day only smoked weed....geez