For every scar there is a story...

[ThirstyDrunk]

Hah! I was still recovering from falling down the stairs in December, when I collapsed this week. I think I might have fractured my skull, and my black eye and a half are spectacularly scary looking. So tell your story, if you can remember it.

I really didnnt want to franchiswe out PilloworldTM but I would welllcome the chance to render ninety percent od your household unharmful. Just think you could collapse wherevere you wan even stairs

but hey yeah i ghot my scarws too

They told me my eyeborw would never groew back but it did and now i just always look inquisistive
You are all siissies I'llsplit your lip ya druynk fag

[Mr Boozificator]

I got a scar on my chest where I was shot in K.F.O.R (Kosovo).Now tell yours.

You were in Bondsteel?

Yes We left Bondsteel in 99 Operation Allied Force in Montenegro calling in air strikes

I went to Pristina and Mitrovica twice, but it was in 2004 and 2006. 2004 was tough with the big riot, 2006 was boring as hell. Sometimes boring is nice.

[Wingman]

You are all siissies I'llsplit your lip ya druynk fag

yew want a shot at the title, ya sot?

or just a shot? ;)

[beerkegbilly]

Cool.Good to see you got out okay.

[whiskeyprick]

Maybe when I finish this poker tourny I will post it.
(I should prol check <drinking stories> to make sure I haven't already started it.

[treetop]

i cut my hand quite deeply yesterday at work before i even put my bags on. i was all excited about my brandly-spanking new hitachi siding gun (nv65-ah) and was cutting off the stupid plastic shroud they put on there when i foolishly slipped with my utility knife and gave myself the old "one-two-stabberoo" in my left palm. i plan to make up a cool story about the impending scar before the austin con. so don't tell any of those guys.
also, i don't think 12stabberoo is a real saying. probably a good name for some sort of band though.

[whiskeyprick]

ahhh, the old opening a box with a knife trick. I got one of those too.

[frankennietzsche]

When I was a kid, we had a pool. My brother and I would get empty 2 liter plastic cola bottles, fill them with water and project them at each other while swimming under water like torpedoes. One time, we were too close and he jammed one straight into my forehead. I now have a crescent shaped scar in the middle of my forehead.

[waahoohah]

i cut my hand quite deeply yesterday at work before i even put my bags on. i was all excited about my brandly-spanking new hitachi siding gun (nv65-ah) and was cutting off the stupid plastic shroud they put on there when i foolishly slipped with my utility knife and gave myself the old "one-two-stabberoo" in my left palm. i plan to make up a cool story about the impending scar before the austin con. so don't tell any of those guys.
also, i don't think 12stabberoo is a real saying. probably a good name for some sort of band though.

You wont be the only one there with a boxknife scar. Just sayin.

[Savage]

And, lessee... the time my somewhat irritable mom threw my toddler self off the back porch? (Vertical dent in forehead) The time my preschool self fell off the fence, (possible brain concussion) and the time I crashed on the swing set (lumpy head and bumpy nose) and the infamous time I flew off my ten-speed bike, downhill at 30-60 MPH and rubbed the tarmack with my face. Too bad that so many assy drunks had made a habit of throwing their beer bottles out their car windows. Broken glass messes you up some, oh yeah. Good thing I heal easily, but I cannot forget what it felt like, sliding across all that broken glass. Still have a bit of scar on chin, and more on left knee. And lately, the faintness and vertigo that has lead to broken teeth, concussion, broken nose. I wonder if my previous injuries have made me more susceptiple to my present injuries.
It has gotten to the point where I fear climbing a stepladder, when cold stone undrunk.

[elcajon64]

I have one from my lower lip to my chin from getting kicked in the face by a bouncer at a bar in Tijuana. My lower left canine tooth popped through the front of my face. Afterwards, I drove my self to a hospital in san Diego and passed out on the ER table. I got 23 stitches without meds or waking up.

I also have a scar on my right index finger from throwing a tuna can as a kid.

[Palmwine Drunkard]

Fractured skull from walking straight into a stop sign while watching a gorgeous girl across the street at age 14.
What a concussion and then some... GONG!!!!
Changed me from being a sort of bully/big brother/asshole into someone into music and thinking.
Some say it changed me forever and for good.
If you ever meet me, ask to feel my craggy forehead!
It's creepy actually... indeed!

[DrunkAgain]

OK, so here goes. This is why I haven't been around for awhile. Well this and I didn't have a computer, but I digress...

I was hung over on a Sunday morning. So naturally I cooked some bacon and made a peanut butter & bacon sandwich. Washed it down with a PBR tallboy and proceeded to go out to cut the grass (which I've done about a MILLION times before) and I had been avoiding for the 2 previous weeks.

I was 3 steps away from finishing up the yard and was mowing along the fence when I stepped back into a LARGE log.
The rest is history as they say...


NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before http://postimage.org/image/b906u8hd7/
After http://s19.postimage.org/6zcg41uyr/Fucked_Up_Foot_2.jpg


So kids, listen when they tell you power tools, hangovers, peanut butter, bacon and PBR don't mix!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Holy shit dude that is terrifying.

[Mr Boozificator]

OK, so here goes. This is why I haven't been around for awhile. Well this and I didn't have a computer, but I digress...

I was hung over on a Sunday morning. So naturally I cooked some bacon and made a peanut butter & bacon sandwich. Washed it down with a PBR tallboy and proceeded to go out to cut the grass (which I've done about a MILLION times before) and I had been avoiding for the 2 previous weeks.

I was 3 steps away from finishing up the yard and was mowing along the fence when I stepped back into a LARGE log.
The rest is history as they say...


NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before http://postimage.org/image/b906u8hd7/
After http://s19.postimage.org/6zcg41uyr/Fucked_Up_Foot_2.jpg


So kids, listen when they tell you power tools, hangovers, peanut butter, bacon and PBR don't mix!

Whoa, sorry about that bro. Is your balance ok, because usually the lack of toes is a huge problem in that field. I remember one of our wounded had some sort of small prothesis specifically designed for that, otherwise he had real difficulties to climb stairways.