A bar I like changed its name

[coqui_chris]

Next thing you know, Last Call means "Last Call."
No more on-the-cuffs.
No more-post-closing partying.
No more Backdoor Special for regulars.

But it gets worse ...

Soon, "Last Call" won't be Last Call ... Last call will be 15 minutes BEFORE Last Call.
"Hey, buddy, we've gotta clean up and shut down, ok?"

OK?
No its not ok!
Where's the humanity?
Where's the heart?
Where's the community?

What was once a street corner or a front steps or a park bench is now a fucking Mall Kiosk.
And you're not a neighbor ...
You're a customer.
And they're just providing you a commodity.

[Savage]

Have yourselves a Bring-In-Drink-In. Bring it, and drink it. Hell, offer free beers to folks who would be dropping in. Drink outside, sing drunkard songs (see Poxxy Boggards) and carry on until the fuzzys cart you off. You are the BUZZards, and you have to stand up for your rights.

[peetie44]

Have yourselves a Bring-In-Drink-In. Bring it, and drink it. Hell, offer free beers to folks who would be dropping in. Drink outside, sing drunkard songs (see Poxxy Boggards) and carry on until the fuzzys cart you off. You are the BUZZards, and you have to stand up for your rights.

Ooooooh, now...you just simmer down there, little missy.

[Mr. Viking]

torch the place, let the fuckers burn

[frankennietzsche]

Shot Time...what us drunks here really want to know is how are the chicken tenders and stuffed potato skins...?

I hear that they are poppin' and xtreme, respectively.