Best song line ever written?

[Rip Rufus]

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
Watch the working girls go by
Watch the basket people walk around and mumble
And gaze out at the auburn sky
Maybe we'll leave come springtime
Meanwhile, I'll have another beer
What would we do without these jerks anyway?
Besides, all our friends are here

[ThirstyDrunk]

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good ol' mountain dew.

Well they call it that good ol' mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good ol' mountain dew.

[Fabricsoftner]

Oh Whiskey, Rye Whiskey, Whiskey I cry
If I don't get rye Whiskey I surely will die

[Crystal]

Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed,
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringin' in your head.
You smoke the day's last cigarette,
Rememberin' what she said..

[Crystal]

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis..

[JohnnyT]

Weeellll, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cuz I know just what I'm gonna do
spend all my money call everybody honey, wind up singing the blues

spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck,
and Willie I could show you a few,

yeah I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it cuz I know, just what I'm gonna doooooooo.

[beerkegbilly]

I drink and fight win all the fights whiskey fuel madness is all of are nights to bloody barroom fights.

[Rip Rufus]

While it's not from a song, I do like this intro to a song from a Led Zeppelin bootleg I have:

Robert Plant: "We are awaiting with baited breath the arrival of our percussionist, who seems to have had too many Heinekens behind the equipment".

[ThirstyDrunk]

DRINK MOTHERFUCKER DRINK MOTHERFUCKER DRINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aovi-kEpui4

[Mr Boozificator]

DRINK MOTHERFUCKER DRINK MOTHERFUCKER DRINK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aovi-kEpui4

I am drinking, I am dringing.
Mum, the Viking is bossin me around again!

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

OOOOOOOOOO, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn.

[peetie44]

Nellie wore a brand new dress
It looked a little thin
She asked me did I like it
So I told her with a grin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsHjQLpZlw

[Mr Boozificator]

Nellie wore a brand new dress
It looked a little thin
She asked me did I like it
So I told her with a grin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsHjQLpZlw

Peetie, you're the Devil, and I am an expert in that field.

[Bounced]

And I let the dream go,
And the promises broke,
And the make-believe ran out.

[Patchez]

We drink bong water and bourbon cocktails
A righteous manly brew