I feel your pain, Jim. I seem to have that same problem every time I venture out and attempt to slip it into an overweight, tattooed, should-be-easy-pickins' girl. What it does to my self-esteem every time I hear, "Ewww, your like, too drunk."
I can't be your kind, and you can't be mine. Cos I've got wine... on my mind... all the time. -Johnny Paycheck