I got get a hair what should I get
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I got get a hair what should I get
by beerkegbilly » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:13 pm
So I'm getting a hair and I'm letting you on modern Drunkard pick me hair style!
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by Jollyroger1210 » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:42 pm
I've had good luck attracting women with my pony tail. All three times. Plus, when you tell 'em you're donating it to Locks of Love, and they get allllll crazy.
But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by Wingman » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:06 pm
Jollyroger1210 wrote:But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
a guy with a pony tail?
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by frankennietzsche » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:53 pm
Tonsure it, yo.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by Mr. Viking » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:11 am
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by frankennietzsche » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:11 pm
Wait, I just reread the title, and I want to change my answer to fit the wording:
I say that you should get a pubic hair.
I say that you should get a pubic hair.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by MasSangre » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:00 pm
What kind of bullshit hair choices are these? I hate all these choices, and I really hate mohawks.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:11 pm
MasSangre wrote:What kind of bullshit hair choices are these? I hate all these choices, and I really hate mohawks.
Hate is such a strong word. You need a drink man, chill out.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by frankennietzsche » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:40 pm
You know who had really cool hairdos? The Picts.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by beerkegbilly » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:52 pm
I when out and got a high and tight.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by ScurvyDog » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:00 pm
Shaved...but you have to have a head shaped like Ernie's not Bert's
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by ScurvyDog » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:00 pm
Shaved...but you have to have a head shaped like Ernie's not Bert's
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
by frankennietzsche » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:01 pm
This dumb guy at work gets high & tights. He has plastic rim glasses. He also got some kind of mp3 player with one of those ear-phones that hooks around ones ear and looks like an old school hearing aid. Those things seperately would be alright, but together he looks like that special warehouse guy whose parents drank heavily during pregnacy.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rusty Your Milk Burps Came Across The Table To Me And Got In My Mouth Yuck"
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