Help me out here.

[binary]

I hear it works better with live goats.

[JimLahey]

I tried a different approach, I am drinking all sorts of alcohols. Wine, Sherry, Beer, and Scotch today so far, might move on to Gin later, this plan is working. Cheers fellas!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Rams piss! that's it! Rams piss

[Jose Beam]

I feel your pain, Jim. I seem to have that same problem every time I venture out and attempt to slip it into an overweight, tattooed, should-be-easy-pickins' girl. What it does to my self-esteem every time I hear, "Ewww, your like, too drunk."

[Savage]

Also, try drinking blood from a slaughtered goat.

Chilled, room temperature, or fresh from the beast?