and rum.
fucking hell im a dirty bastard.
I'm drunk on love
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Smatter Noguts » Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:52 pm
You're just telling yourself that.
Why, you are a stout man among men, a prized companion, eye candy to the ladies, and your Mother's best friend.
But I'm drunk on vodka, so what do I know, you filthy fuckwit?
Why, you are a stout man among men, a prized companion, eye candy to the ladies, and your Mother's best friend.
But I'm drunk on vodka, so what do I know, you filthy fuckwit?
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Freddie AppsHero » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:38 pm
Here's to rum! It's... caramelly.
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by JohnnyT » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:44 pm
I work like I drink! Alone!
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
- JohnnyT
Re: I'm drunk on love
by JimLahey » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:47 pm
J. Tequila wrote:I work like I drink! Alone!
Or with a monkey watching me.
-K the C
How's the binge going? I'm jealous, I can only drink my balls off at night due to work.
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:50 pm
brilliant! i'ved discovered visine really does get the red out.
- JohnnyT
Re: I'm drunk on love
by peetie44 » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:00 pm
Better getchoo some carnitas, homes...
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
"You're not an alcoholic untill the facade falls apart." -- Negromancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"You're not an alcoholic untill the facade falls apart." -- Negromancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Chimneyfish » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:48 pm
My lunch today
California Burrito from Robertito's. Carne asada, french fries, guacamole.
California Burrito from Robertito's. Carne asada, french fries, guacamole.
Yo Soy Fiesta
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by DeeboCools » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:29 pm
All this food looks like a bloody dick.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Mr. Viking » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:13 am
DeeboCools wrote:All this food looks like a bloody dick.
I'd go see a doctor
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Savage » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:05 am
If you don't verbally or otherwise abuse yourself, who will?
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by John Barleycorn » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:39 am
Just be careful that you don't end up puking your guts out on love. That's a bad time.
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Savage » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:28 am
And seriously, put a NSFV notation on these posts. That is some seriously nasty "food"
That thing! That slithering blob coming toward us!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
What is it?
It's Melvin!
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Re: I'm drunk on love
by Bounced » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:48 am
I wish I could grab a stripper by the leg and slap you with her.
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