Best song line ever written?

[treetop]

she ain't gonna get nunavit. (i always assumed that this was lonesome george's preemptive way of telling margaret thatcher that she would never own the homeland of the indigenous peoples of northern canadia).

[sloweducation]

in 27 years, i drunk 50,000 beers

[slipperyyoke]

Fuck Martinez, fuck, fuck Martinez
(Fuck Martinez, fuck, fuck Martinez)
Lemme hear you say
Fuck Martinez, fuck, fuck Martinez
(Fuck Martinez, fuck, fuck Martinez)

[Catalina]

I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to f*ck

(might not be the best but the first that comes to mind)

[BigDog49]

It's a tie between anything Chumbawaumba has ever recorded.

[Savage]

She just lost the only man she never loved

oops, that was me.

[JohnnyT]

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

[peetie44]

"Let me take you down, cause I'm going to...Strawberry Fields..."

[Patchez]

Angels Of Mercy lyrics
(Alexander/Badlees)

(Chorus)
There must be angels of mercy
Lookin' down on me
'Cause when I look up to the sky
I swear I see
Angels of mercy lookin' down on me

Well, I know what I know
And you know what you know too
And I know that you know
Exactly what I think of you
And if I were you and you were me
I wouldn't blame you for not liking me
Even though we aren't enemies

(Chorus)

Time can have a way of changin'
Everything you think is right
And time can have a way of takin'
Everything you hold too tight
So you search for explanations
And you find some now and then
While the angels
They're gettin' impatient
With your experiments

(Chorus)

I believe there's a power of healing
That comes with experience
I believe in believing your feelings
Even when they make no sense
But I believe that the way I'm going
I'm gonna end up too soon dead
Well, when asked to give my reasons
This is what I said

I might have used my education
If I gave a shit
I might have spoke for my generation
If I agreed with it
Now some say that I've gone crazy
But I ain't gone nowhere
Some say I'm apathetic man,
But I don't care

I admit that I'm a loser
I admit that I am scum
I admit I like cheap beer and women
As much as anyone
I don't worry about the future
Who knows what that will bring
I just wait and see what happens
And pretend I planned the whole thing
So let's see what tomorrow brings

[ThirstyDrunk]

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

That's funny, I never knew what a shotgun shack was and now I'm living in one.

[Screwball]

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

That's funny, I never knew what a shotgun shack was and now I'm living in one.

At least ya got heat and a poncho now.

[frankennietzsche]

I think that Lee Ving is the greatest lyricist of the 1980's.

[beerkegbilly]

I woke up a quarter pass 3 with empty bottle on my knee.Ready to start drinking again.

[Savage]

I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed, while I cry over you

[peetie44]

I think that Lee Ving is the greatest lyricist of the 1980's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot4wbmwx-H0